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  1. Young Paddy, moved to Roscommon and bought a Donkey from a farmer for EUR100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The Next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the Donkey died.' Paddy replied, 'Well,then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him? Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. W
  2. my dog sleeps in a run inside the chicken run, cant see to many foxes or cats coming near it
  3. a few photos of the dogs 2day. its 12months old
  4. four people are on a train. An irishman, and english man, an old lady and a very fit young blonde. they go into a dark tunnel and hear a very loud slap when they come out the english man is rubbing his face. the old lady thinks, i bet he tried touching the blonde and got slapped the blonde thinks, i bet he tried touching me and got the old woman instead the irishman thinks, i cant wait to go into another tunnel so i can slap that english f**ker again
  5. 2 o.a.ps having oral sex he says i cant stay down here it stinks she says its my arthritis what in your fanny? no in my arm, i cant wipe my arse
  6. at the moment i have two dogs. a staffordshire bull terrier which is fed purely on meat and nothing else, not even biscuit treats. i also have a lurcher which is fed on feedwell and get cooked meat and the stock poured over it. it gets fed this because it stays at my mates house and he feeds my dogs sister this and they both live together. i would love to feed my lurcher raw but my mate feds them both so he doesnt get the chance because my mate is totally against just a raw diet. now both these dogs have lots of energy and can go for ages so which diet is the better one and were are bo
  7. i try to give my dog cod liver oil tablet every day as its good for your joints
  8. r u avin a barney undrstndin txt tlk [bANNED TEXT]? its esy nce u gt da hng of it
  9. whoops, i said your taking the piss lol but spelt 'your' wrong
  10. get fat off a butcher and render it down and mix sird seeds init and make it into balls. that way the seeds streatch further
  11. dogman89

    Best 3 films

    scarface, pulp fiction, goodfellas
  12. Think you are having a bad day? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire
  13. dogman89

    TA

    go for it mate, im hopefully going to phone the TA centre near me tomorrow. my mates in it and hes getting paid to whilst eating his christmas dinner there lol
  14. can dogs eat salmonella? a dog is different to a human so i would think it would be ok. anyway a dog eats shite so if it can eat that and be ok it can probably eat anything
  15. What about health and safety, i bet you have to do a sneaky manoveur to get the food out tho? no mate, its all good stuff like lamb breas bones and chicken carcasses and off cuts so its all ok
  16. the same things happening to me. its driving me up the wall. ive been told to put what hes chasing in his mouth and take it from him, also to put him on a lead and gently pull him in but he still drops it. i dont no what else to do either. im the same as you as mines recall is good
  17. just watched the soldiers homecoming parade threw belfast. tell you what they got some crowd, id say atleast 100,000 turned out for them anyone else go to it?
  18. dogman89

    grand prix

    ferriari will do something dodgy. i think kimi will knock lewis of on purpose or summit
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