Young Paddy, moved to Roscommon and bought a Donkey from a farmer for
EUR100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The
Next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
Donkey died.' Paddy replied, 'Well,then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him? Paddy said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. W