Being British...
Its about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,
then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,
to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA tv shows on a Japenese tv.
And only in Britian can yu get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britian do banks leave both doors openand then chain there pens to a counter.
Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shopfor prescripitions,
whilst healthy people get there fags at the front.
We might be british but by f**k were funny