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craigyboy

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  1. the fat smelly dirty lazy geordie wanker, a total waste of air just lethal injection kunts like that even his mother would approve
  2. craigyboy

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    everythings pakis and muslims wi you mate,you must admire them so much
  3. You must have more money than a coo can shite mate................ i fecking wish lab i always spoil her at xmas,they defo broke the mould when they made her i wouldnt swap her for a gold pig Ya soppy c**t........... kinel mate,ive just made a brew and im thinking to misel,i bet lab replys "ya soppy kunt" i got it fecking word perfect :laugh: Ya physcic c**t..... no im not mate i didnt get that one an its psychic
  4. You must have more money than a coo can shite mate................ i fecking wish lab i always spoil her at xmas,they defo broke the mould when they made her i wouldnt swap her for a gold pig Ya soppy c**t........... kinel mate,ive just made a brew and im thinking to misel,i bet lab replys "ya soppy kunt" i got it fecking word perfect :laugh:
  5. You must have more money than a coo can shite mate................ i fecking wish lab i always spoil her at xmas,they defo broke the mould when they made her i wouldnt swap her for a gold pig
  6. does darcys book come in kindle form lol those kindles are pretty good,had a look at one the other day' the only thing i know about kindles mate is they sell em in comet
  7. im getting the wife a kindle and a cross trainer(she asked for one)plus the usual stocking fillers,perfume,slippers,pjs,chocs
  8. so someones nicking dogs and people know who and where he his,and do nothing about it and he's still nicking dogs i dont know what you expect,if you allow a scummy dog thief to go around stealing what he fecking likes,then you'd better watch your dogs
  9. long over due if you ask me,i bet brian may as had to go to counselling now lets hope he has nightmares about it and dies from lack of sleep piece o shit bumboy that he his
  10. another ludicrous sentence by an out of touch judicial system any man on this planet can see that prison is not the place for him its a pity he didnt take a gun instead of petrol,at least he'd be doing time for summat then
  11. brown the portions of squirrel quickly in a little hot oil,then put em in a casserole dish,add a couple o chopped carrots an onion and some mushrooms,then add a sachet of colmans chicken chasseur mix and bung in the oven for a couple of hrs and enjoy
  12. cocky kunt i bet he was so disorientated that he danced like that on the way back to the dressing room
  13. doing a bit o xmas shopping wi the family and some warped arsehole does that who spawns these fecking freaks :censored:
  14. i dont drink now but when i did go in the pubs, the only dogs in there were dancing around their handbags
  15. what poultry do you keep if you dont mind me asking craigy? shamos and turkeys mate
  16. all the best jb, i hope you had a good un
  17. You needing to stop shopping in Marks and Spencers...... Before you go rearing loads of Turkeys remember you have to pluck them........a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastard of a job.... spot on mate,theres money to be made for sure,but plucking hell labs right, i did 50 last year and i was fooked,it looked like i'd been tar and feathered ive hired an electric plucker this year
  18. xmas no1 "my britains feck all now" i'd buy it
  19. id forget that idea mate,the stench would be unbearable in a polytunnel,i keep mine in a large wooden shed with windows that open and they get let out everyday and it still fecking reeks
  20. ive heard sarsons do good little bottle, its labeled as vinegar but to me it tastes just like fecking wine
  21. i store mine in the fridge for mths mate,just make sure you dont open it as it loses its fizz then
  22. i keep my shamos in 20ft sq pens,1 stag to 3 hens and i have in total 7 pens,they all get let out to graze alternately through the week
  23. swap them 2 food dodgers for nigella and i doubt i'd visit another thread all day
  24. What??....Tall, thin, beautiful big tittied blonde with an arse to die for.....................................f**k off!!!.............. i think she left her arse at home mate
  25. kinel, i'd be frightened of splitting her in two not my type, theres more meat on a dirty fork
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