mattydski
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What's red and white and lives in a tree? A sanitary owl A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, "I want that TV" the man replies, "sorry, I don't sell to blondes. She went home, died her hair red and went back to the sales man, "I want this TV," "again, "Sorry, I don't sell to blonbes" Frustrated, she went home, shaved bold and went again " I want this TV!!!" agian, "sorry I dont sell to blondes". The blonde screams out" HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW I'M BLONDE!?!" he replies, "Caues thats not a TV, it's a microwave!" Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camp
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:aikido: don't mention the skiing..... You have my sympathy really
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No..................... I normally go to USA or Canada about now..Banf (Sunshine, Norquay, Louise) or Jackson Hole.. But....I am skint My mate goes to Whistler in the morning. On of my friends is just back from her apartement in Chamonix, My boss is of to Courcheval next week.. And there isnt enough proper runs open in Scotland.. SO if anyone mentions skiing again You better be able to run fast....about 3000 ft per second should do it......
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Somewhere on a hill near Dundee
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Tell him a joke Kay:- see if that gets a laugh.. Three race horses were bragging about their race averages. "I won 5 out of 20 races," said the first horse. "Oh yea! I won 15 out of my 30," said the second. "Hah! I won 50 out of 60," said the third. Hiding behind a hay bail, a greyhound was listening in on the conversation. He steps into view and says. "Well I won 99 out of 100 of my races." The third horse looks at the second horse and says "WOW!!.... A talking dog!"
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Nah...get him a bottle of Grouse and an Internet Connection...works for the rest of us
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Unbelievable lack of sensitivity. Bordering on criminal i would say..
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WHATS THE MOST COMMON DEER IN YOUR AREA ?
mattydski replied to ferret boy charlie's topic in General Talk
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Aye, same with fecking rug munchers too.... The difference being they are potentially worth converting...
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V E G E T A R I A N THL terminology for bad shot!!!
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Yep, thats the same as me, you've just saved me a job.
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Sorry to dissagree, but i think Mk3 collars are different to mk1's etc. Mk3 collars have batteries side by side, not on top of each other. I will post a picture later if I get tim..
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lol cracker bit to the point but made me laugh what is a chav ????? You are obviously not from cambridgshire then??
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Not allowed to watch it. Theres a film on!!!
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yep, did mine myself too....I lined my chimney, very easy too..
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That should clear it up then Jazz Even i'm confused now?
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http://www.stovesonline.co.uk/wood_burning...lue-Liners.html I got the bits from here to do mine, realy useful site..
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In my description above, black ring up , means upside down.
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Hold the collar with the removable cover to the right. The furthest away battery goes in upside down. The one closest to you goes int he right way up...
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Basically, the dial on the back alters the sensitivity of the sounder. It means you can reduce the noise so it only sounds from a reduced distance away. This means when it bleeps you are closer than when it doesn't. Always start of on Search, when you reach the bottom of the scale on Search, go to locate. I only use the button on the back when in locate mode and within 6 feet. I turn so there is no noise until it gets closer, it realy does work well Have you definately got the batteries in the collar in right? Sometimes you get some sound out when the batteries are in wrong, and it makes
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Jaz, do none of your mates have one that can have a look?
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I must admit I always run with mine under their chin.. Dont know why i do it though..
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I'm pretty sure the batteries don't go opposite ways to each other, you'd be putting a + and + together. I'm pretty sure they do coz if you put them both the same way up it doesn't work. Have you seen a mk3 collar? They aren't the same as a mk1 with the screw on cap, the batteries go next to each other in the transmitter. Yep they shure do. Hold the collar with the removable cover to the right. The furthest away battery goes upside down, the closet one to you is the right way up. If you get stuck, I have a mk 3, but with squelch button. I can answer any questions you have
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Get well soon Martin, and keep away from the dodgy chainsaw porn , wont be doing your blood pressure any good........
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FOXY !!.....