These are genuine responses from 16 year olds
> >
> >
> > Geography
> > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
> >
> > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
> > safe to
> > drink.
> > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
> > large
> > pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep
> > and canoeists.
> >
> > Q: How is dew formed?
> > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
> > perspire.
> &g