Halfinch
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A decent Southerner, a decent Northerner and Santa Clause are in a lift when an old lady drops a fiver, who would pick the fiver up for her? The Decent Southerner of course. The other two are Myths.
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you don't have to have an air bottle, you can use a stirrup pump, They are almost mainenance free, very rarely need re zeroing if they arn't knocked about,and once you get one i doubt you'll go back to a springer. Try as many as you can. because what suits one person may not suit another. Then buy the HW100. Excellent rifle. imho
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I reckon the Mitsubushi will get him out. Cause i got one of them.
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A school teacher in Toxteth askes the class, "who supports liverpool?" All the class put up their hand except for little Billy "so who do you support askes the teacher? Spurs says Billy, Why do you support Them replies the teacher? Well My parents come from London and that is who they support says Billy You don't have to do everything your parents do say's the teacher, What if your Dad was a burglar and your Mum was a Prostitute,? Well, says billy, i suppose then I'd support Liverpool like the rest of them.
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How many pups do you rekon she will have?
Halfinch replied to labsnlurchers's topic in Working Dog Health & Training Talk
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LMAO Good to see northern intelligence at it's best. Who needs jokes. And Harry was doing so well. I think you avatar says it all Halfinch. What's wrong with my Avatar? That's my Uncle Bob from Barnsley that is.
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LMAO Good to see northern intelligence at it's best. Who needs jokes. And Harry was doing so well.
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1 Border terrier 7 Ferrets 2 Russian Tortoises 1 Cat 1 Timnha African Grey Parrot And Half a Dozen Goldfish.
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Nice, looks like your doing a great job there. Well done.
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A block of flats oopp north, was hit by a tornado at precisely 10am of the 15 families in the block the only surviver was a southern man. Why? Cause he was the only fecker at work.
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Nice pics, and a good day, well done.
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A Northern guy is sitting in a bar having a drink. In walks a gay guy and eyes him up, after a few drinks the gay guy goes up to the Northener, And whispers in his ear "do you fancy a blow job" The Northerner picks up a bar stool and batters the gay to a pulp before kicking him out the door. The barman comes over and says to the northerner, "Christ that was a bit brutal what did he say to you to make you do that?" "Dunno" Replies the Northerner "something about a job"
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Rabbits, sqirrels, magpies mostly.
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A Northern fella walks in to the job centre and says "Hi, i'm looking for a job, what do you have?" The guy behind the desk says "We have just the job for you, What it is, is you have to look after a multi millionaires twin daughter's, now they are only 19 and stunningly Beautiful, you will have to drive them round in a Bentley, escort them on all their exotic holidays, and of course cater to their every need in the sexual department. The pay is £150,000 a year plus expenses. The Northern lad looks at the guy behind the desk and say's "Your bullshitting me aint you?"
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A Northern girl writes in to a teen mag problem page. She says " hi i'm a 12yr old northern lass and am still a virgin, does this mean my dad is queer?"
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I got the 3.0ltr shogun, mk11 done 200,000 miles has never got stuck and everything still works fine, unbelievable reliability. Only drawback is it is a bit juicy, but get over that by using a yaris for day to day stuff. Jap all the way for me.
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Nice bag there, keep the ferts in grub for a while.
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Yes, well, most likely too anyways, it sounds like it is a dominance thing between 2 adult male dogs, if one won't back down then one will end up seriously hurt or dead. Seperate kennels i'd say.
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Get out there on your own, you can still have a good time.
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You can turn the new mk3 collars off, they have a magnetic fob i think, but the old mk3s, like datawrite say's, you have to remove the batteries.
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Thanks, but no thanks, need it to keep me nut warm
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Nice write up there fella, a good days shooting.
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I hear the northerners, have invented viagra eye drops. They don't make their dicks hard, but it does make them look hard. Gonna get some shite for these jokes i reckon :11:
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Barbour's don't let the thorns through but like you say, they are expensive, i bought mine at a car boot brand new, £5