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BenBhoy

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  1. Last time I went it wasn't so much camo, looked like every UK land agent had bought new mustard trousers, dry cleaned there sports jackets & pink shirts & polished their brogues. I'd rather the cammo crew anyday.
  2. You not a fan?? You never mentioned it...
  3. You're lucky, in my day it was a dandelion..!! Oh not this again!!
  4. If it was dyslexia I'd be saying Hsilgne kcirp!! (Christ that took me so long to work our maybe I am!! )
  5. What's icelandic for now then, now then?!
  6. Premier League player arrested on suspicion of child sex offences WWW.SKYSPORTS.COM Player - who has not been named - has been suspended by his club pending a police investigation; club says it will... Rumours are out who it is...
  7. Goats don't eat grass. Everything else, but not fussed on grass.
  8. We're a poor relation with 21 plate merlo, 20 plate fergie & 19 plate quad... Of course if it was actually my money!!
  9. BenBhoy

    Finally

    He wants fucķing off! You got a pond nearby, he's looking for carp!!
  10. Poor f****r§ might have that twat ally McCoist this morning, I'd rather get nabbed by fox than listen to that cuntś self indulgent out pouring of bullshiť.
  11. That's 35 mate! Me & maths; we're on it!! Always knew that E in gcse would come in handy!!
  12. Took my daughter horse riding today and barley had been cut & baled there
  13. Sorry if I missed other posts!
  14. Just learnt he's died. Sad news, proper character on the circuit & in the boozer. Rip viking. ?
  15. When I first moved to England I was managing on pig farms in North Notts. Had two lads on one farm Kev & Kyle (real names!) who didn't get on at all, fisty cuffs etc. Used to wean once a week, busiest day of week & this time I had to put K&K working together. Got call off Kyle "Kevs run home shitting himself". Now I thought figure of speech, asked what's happened this time....?? "No gaffer, he's actually filled his pants in the tractor!!" Oh ffs!! Too many cans of monster!
  16. Well done that man! Haha we've all had that feeling! Fella I used to work with always wore two pairs of socks!
  17. I pay £8 a month (think it's 8.50 now). Get £10 million insurance. ?
  18. ? ha wish I got a toffee every time i heard that!!
  19. "Ah but cows titties are sore lad from all tha' milking so you'd better use your mouth..."
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