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king

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  1. Try pushing that brush under the table a few times
  2. king

    Card or cash ?

    I never knew there was a £100 note either ?
  3. Ffs that smack rat ginger beard is still rattling his gums is he.
  4. I came across a very large fresh cockerall outside an earth on top of the mountain the vixen and cubs were in the earth. It was at least 2 miles from the village. which house lost a cockerall I don't know.he could of carried it further than 2 miles. But it's some journey for the dog to carry it all that way.
  5. Terrier work is like a dildo. In the right hands it's very precise and effective. In the wrong hands. It can do a lot of damage.
  6. Wake up with a nice clear head.no matter how much you drink.
  7. I have suggested an alternative to the brush. Use gingers head He needs a scrub more than the slabs ?
  8. That's got to be better than being ginger though surely
  9. Like you coming out of your house with that ginger head ?
  10. Battles black is to good for that fecking ginger head. I would use red diesel on the fecker ??
  11. Right this will sort that yard right out. Half a bucket of water and a few caps of jays fluid. Grab that ginger beard by the waist.ram his scruffy fecking head in the bucket and scrub feck out of the yard. 2 jobs done at the same time. 1. Nice clean yard. 2.ginger beard will be nit free and dandruff free.and the jays fluid will dilute the smell of stale piss for a few hours. Job done
  12. Just pull the lid off the cuprinol stand in the middle and spin round like feck. Job done
  13. Them slabs have got more algae on them than ginger beards hair. And that takes some beating.
  14. Feck the brush.a tin of cuprinol wouldn't do any harm to them fences
  15. Married for 17yrs and never felt the urge to lick her bullet hole ?
  16. Ask ginger beard. He didn't earn the name Lord rimmer for nothing
  17. Lol no one is licking my pink balloon knot ? I'd tell the wife to feck off ?
  18. Did Fritzel rim you. Is that why you are so nasty to fellow members on here
  19. But you still want to rim him though ?
  20. What are you waffling about now gingerimer
  21. Just admit it ginger you would love to rim northenlite.?
  22. Unless he was worried that the deer would pick on the badgers and kick them to death
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