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Pardus

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  1. Brings back memories, I was once dating a German woman that likes it up the tradesman, Engelberta Huperstink.
  2. I'd completely forgotten, was out at the garden centre and in the garden planting all day, oh well, all's good here.
  3. It used to run this site, if it wasn't for that man it would have closed.
  4. I've heard you've been studying his tapes meticulously, "good strong hare this."
  5. Bangers must have half a dozen accounts now and not one have caught a thing.
  6. Pardus

    Snooker

    Can't see anyone getting close to Trump this championship. Quality wise he's had the best season ever, just broke the century record in a single season.
  7. It took a thousand men so would take a fair few.
  8. Just pray they don't get jawed up or it'll be like fiming The Marriage of Figaro!
  9. He's digging in like an Alabama Tick here.
  10. I'm proud of it, the damage was done, enough to force a comeback.
  11. Why would I have another account when this one is still going strong, sort your head out mate you're away with the fairies. Lol
  12. One of your keyboard immigration chats would be enough to drive it to suicide.
  13. I watched The Mule the other night, loosely based on a true story, some man for one man.
  14. They fight like Walt and his boyfriend FFS, 100 men my backside, 10-15 at most.
  15. So tell us what you think of em will you?.
  16. Yeah so he says, i doubt he would given the chance though. Lol
  17. I heard when you caught Leroy stuck up your Gertrude you tucked them in.....
  18. Porcelain I think, yeah can get sleepers for about 20 quid a sleeper.
  19. Not me, it's all over the tinternet.
  20. My results were quite different. In a purely hypothetical fight between a silverback gorilla and one man named Greb, Greb would win—despite 100 average unarmed men failing in the same scenario. Here’s why: Strength: Greb possesses abnormal, almost unnatural strength—developed through extreme, unorthodox training. Not just gym-strong, but tendon-ripping, joint-snapping strong. Gameness: Unlike average men who panic or freeze, Greb has an iron will. He keeps coming forward, no matter the pain or odds, with total fearlessness. Rage: Greb fights in a cold, ca
  21. That's what I've heard is the going rate around here, he's had a quote at 120 per m2 and that's materials included and they will have put a percentage on top of that for the materials.
  22. I reckon if it saw you with your beggars down we might have the first successful ape/human hybrid.
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