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Pardus

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  1. Come on mate I've seen more realistic fight scenes in Rocky.
  2. My mangina is bigger than your thing mistaken for a mouses nose.
  3. So what is it you're exactly trying to say?
  4. Don't start on my line or else I'll come and destroy all yours in front of everyone with a first seasoner.
  5. Is that like Brett May's 4am jogs in broad daylight. Lol
  6. Get back in training camp, you've got a busy season coming up.
  7. Happy Birthday you old dinosaur, don't wear yourself out on your Shamima doll.
  8. The definition of a danger wank is at a new level.
  9. Pardus

    Snooker

    Ronnie out, completely obliterated.
  10. Why not a rapid bull cross already doing the business?
  11. Don't tell me they have started making blow up dolls with Semtex accessories.....
  12. Can we bring it down a notch or two for the prudish.
  13. We know the nerves you are touching and that's right on the balloon knot... Lol
  14. Whale Oil Beef Hooked.
  15. Little things can trigger the sweetest of memories, think it was the lyrics of his greatest hit, "Release Me" that started me reminiscing.....
  16. Kebab meat scraps for the lawn shitters?
  17. Shame it wasn't Puffer.
  18. Pardus

    Snooker

    Yep, it's over IMO, he was terrible all-round, no matter the shot or position, I can't see a way back for him.
  19. Pardus

    Snooker

    It's over already, bye Ron.
  20. I'm sure mC can help clear things up? Lol
  21. After 40 years in the game he's starting to see sense?
  22. Pardus

    Snooker

    Abysmal start from Ronnie, time for grandad to hang em up.
  23. He must be on one, woke up to this WhatsApp off him this morning. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Dogman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Marcus is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Craig Nuttall, I'm Alan Sankey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your hare! I want to eat it's Leverets! Praise be to Desertbred!
  24. Pure evil those chimps, they go for the face, hands and genitals, sadistic hairy fcuks!
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