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Pardus

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  1. Your long lost anal beads?
  2. It was a well known secret for years around here, as bent as a dogs back leg. He's up to his eyeballs with all sorts, I can see ten years plus.
  3. Because Israel say so.
  4. Never carried much timber, too much of a grafting machine, you never see a fat thoroughbred do you.
  5. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    Charts could definitely fill in for Phil Mitchell. Lol
  6. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    If he bulked up a bit I would be happy with that.
  7. It's the hip structure pal, it's the Neanderthal in me.
  8. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    Is that a new pasta dish? Lol
  9. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    You ok Hun? Those years on the doors of the Bingo Hall have got you all worked up....
  10. I must have been in juniors last time I could fit in 32's, even if I had zero percent bodyfat I couldn't, too big boned. Lol
  11. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    Much ado about nothing, it is a musical after all. The best thing anyone can do is not watch it.
  12. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    You sound a bit of a snowflake lol, so, where was your outrage when Jesus was played by an half Irish actor in The Passion of Christ? I hate to say it you, but Jesus wasn't half Irish.
  13. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    Just like the bible, it's all bollocks, I mean born to a virgin mother, aye alright.
  14. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    Isn't it a bit woke complaining about something so trivial? I mean I doubt anyone complained when Jesus was played by an half Irish actor, hardly an accurate depiction is it?
  15. Like that time you did that armed robbery with a paper bag over your head and you forgot to cut out a hole for the eyes..lol
  16. The dog has been paggering toys already and lifting them first strike, one up one down. Lol
  17. I'll have a go the odd time when they get stuck.
  18. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    A bird is playing Jesus?
  19. Pardus

    Woke Holywood

    Jesus wasn't a female mate.
  20. My daughter has a PS5, a fantastic piece of kit if I do say so.
  21. Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing. Little tip for thi lad, download What3words, if you're ever out with the thermal and you know it's going to get lifted, bury it and then pin your location, return later to retrieve it.
  22. I think you need field craft day with Bangers mate, you Playstation generation will never learn with those fancy gizmos.
  23. What lurchers have you got and what speeds have you clocked them at?
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