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Pardus

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  1. Was you fcuk, 30kg lateral raises. Lol
  2. It's true, the traps are especially receptive when on the gear, you've been busted lad, deffo was on a course in Armley. Lol
  3. So, how far are we away from Iran having nuclear weapons? We have been a few weeks away for the last 30 years?
  4. What's Damp Patch babbling on about, he can't even get his canoe to stay afloat and they're naturally buoyant! Lol Google tells me he's as thick as spunk!
  5. Is White Death better than his brother or did your mate end up with the better hare killer, no sitting on the fence, let's have it out. Lol
  6. Thoughts on Trump trying to drag us in to a war, I thought he wasn't like those warmongering Democrats?
  7. No, my daughter named him, first name I told her no chance, Biscuit. The second choice she said Buddy.
  8. I'd like to see it become a good, honest dog, I think he will.
  9. Sunday night I was shagged, I set off up Scotland at half four, didn't have a minute all day, we both kipped on the sofa like a pair of newborns, no way was I having a carry on all night. lol
  10. Thing is, when they are quiet you start checking on em thinking they have done something cos peace is not the norm. Lol He's in our outhouse at the minute and as quiet as a mouse, apart from Monday night where he lost his head completely, full blown melt down, he's not been bad, last night he wasn't bad and tonight no bother at all, so far....lol
  11. Think that's his local? Yeah Bangers is a Wakey lad.
  12. Got a pen mate but want to socialise it as much as possible, I'm off this week so plenty of time with him, deffo keep you on your toes, I bet the pures are even madder, import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world. Lol
  13. He's crackers alright, I thought my last 3/4 cross was wappie, this c**t gives it a ten break. I think it's cos it's half Scottish myself.
  14. That won't happen cos it ain't getting left in the house, ever lol. He's like a walking destruction machine, he wants to wreck every plant we have, been nailed by the Akita half a dozen times but it doesn't faze it, after squealing like a cut pig it does the same thing it did before lol. Akita has got proper bag on because I'm telling him to behave but it's not him, I've been babysitting in the garden, I don't want it penned up all day just yet, taking it for it's first jab in the morning.
  15. I'm wincing, those poor bones & ligaments. I'm starting to understand why these dogs are feral lol. This evening I took the Akita out and our lass rang me telling me what the pup did, the kids were sat watching the tele and cos the pup wasn't happy about me leaving it, it jumped through the living room window in to the house hahahaha, you can't stay irritated with the little cnut. Lol
  16. A bit of sus & deca for that pic, deffo was on it in the nick, they are all the same, the Cleggy brothers I know go in the nick skinny and come out carrying carpets. Do you know what the give away is, it's the traps, for some reason steroids blow them up in a way that you can't naturally, how much mill were you on?
  17. Obviously, unless you are competing it's pointless and wouldn't risk my health. You can still get in great shape naturally, what's the point in blowing up to lose it all when you come off lol.
  18. You sound like own of those weak as piss lads, not everyone is on the juice. I wouldn't do it, too many side effects and long term damage, for what, to look well for the summer holiday's? Lol You must be a hard gainer mate?
  19. Next year Bangers you can come out for a walk, show you the ropes, the in's and outs on proper land where the hares at their strongest, there's some strong hares outside of Wakey mate where you go local.
  20. I just have to look at a dumbbell and I put on 3 stone of muscle, you actually have to lift to see a difference?
  21. I could play the xylophone on my abs.
  22. @BobDown he's off one of Bulldozers daughters and a dog off Lucas I believe, I asked Scottie to write me a pedigree but he's dyslexic and told me to get fecked.
  23. Fights his dogs for the kibble.
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