He's here again, are you sure she's not one of your alter egos, you are ever so defensive about her pal? I'm getting Norman Bates vibes with you. Hahahaha
Just to be clear, I've seen more of the British countryside then you could ever dream of. I've worked throughout England, Scotland, Wales. The railway offers you some of the best access imaginable, train tracks don't start and stop in town centres.
If you need the advice of an expert, I'll tell you, stop living a life of fantasy and enjoy your retirement Big G.