3 days in a row I've walked down this beck and 3 times I've seen this kingfisher, nigh on impossible to get a pic of the little b*****d, more elusive than our big cats.
You'll be as fit as a butchers dog mate if you're doing those miles on a regular basis. That's more exercise than the majority of people will be doing.
We all really believe you have had all these dogs mate, honest. Lol
How's the multi-million pound plastering business doing mate, I'm sure you could spare me a few bob.
Stop looking for reassurance off him mate, I'm sure he will take you out with the pair. Greyman is very hospitable as we all know, a cuppa tea and big cat banter is right up his street.
We were concerned about you mate. Your pal Greyman McGowan said you were doing some porridge. Fancy a walk out with your dogo cross, american bulldog, XL Bully, Frenchie, EBT/Russell, whatever dog you now claim to have? Lol
Greyman McGowan is boiling, calm down pal, we will all nod our heads and agree with you in future, we don't want you growing another bollock mate, blood pressure must be through the roof. Lol
No idea pal just what I've been told. We were all worried about you mate, folk are asking about you on your own thread. Stop being ignorant and reply ya stubborn bugger.