Mick knocks on paddys door, paddys wife opens the door,
mick says is paddy in?
she says no he,s up the pub! mick says i,v always fancied you, any chance of a fuk?
she says no! he said il give you £300 she says why not and they get on with it!
Paddy comes home at 11,30 and says did mick drop my wages off?