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  1. Simoman
    See i knew whin would take it as intended.....lobster pots..........dave sleight........big stubbles........kizzy.........thatcher.............tor of dartmoor..............miners strike.........phezzies etc etc
  2. Simoman
    I'd bet your left testicle they couldn't give you a straight answer.............
  3. Simoman
    Sick old cnut, i hope he dies a slow painfull death, i think the rreporter showed amzing self control not to land the nut on the old cnut and kick him o death in the street..............
  4. Simoman

    The member of many identities and a fabricated life

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Ok i'll admit it.....i am Stevie during the week but Stephanie at the weekend. I'm 100% Lab on here and nocunt else!! Problem anyone??...lol

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      Stephanie??? f'cks sake, next you'll be telling us you've got a red setter!!!!

    3. Lab

      Lab

      f**k off mate am not a right sad b*****d!!!

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  5. Simoman
    I enjoy docs posts......
  6. Simoman
    :laugh: :laugh: The original post was eloquently written but i have no idea what the beef is about......... Edited to add, just read the other thread...
  7. Simoman

    Whooooo are you, who. who, who. who

    1. Stabs

      Stabs

      Oldtimer thinks you're old Tweedcoat Simon. Little does he know you're really Tom Riley

    2. paulus

      paulus

      dont you really want to know

    3. old timer123

      old timer123

      tom riley crikey thats an insult if ever there was one jeeez he could chat some shit !!!!!!!!

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  8. Simoman
    Castration MAY affect his prey drive as the dog is no longer producing testosterone, BUT at his age the dog aggression has become a learnt behaviour and it is unlikey castration will have any significant affect..............
  9. Simoman
    Refreshing to see a litter bred with one thought in mind "work", a carefully planned breeding with no money involved, its not even entertained.......The only downside is the breeder is sexually active with large eastern european males........
  10. Simoman
    You are probably right. Whin has obviously done a lot over the years and personally i think the piss poor spelling is intentional. It would be good if he did decide to share some of his old stories/photos/tales rather than crabbing those that do
  11. Simoman
    grayhem is now torking rubish, i used a rod.....tor of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  12. Simoman
    You missed the Nod emoticons,and I dont seem to have emoticons so cant add them sadly. cee, i only saw the dog and new his wayte and hite........he did wel on the big stubbles.............phezzies...........miners strike
  13. Simoman
    ha greyhem, i add more fhan that this aftanoon and then i landad a graet whyte sharc as it woz aftur my salmon and lobster pots...............dutch salmon................new mexico................
  14. Simoman
    well sed makam, and burd ad a great tyme on the big stubbles [bANNED TEXT] his dogs, brinn is gudd, and toddd is a bigg dog, abowt 26" and 76 pownds but burd didnt kno his wayt......lobster pots...........kizzy...........phezzies
  15. Simoman
    I fink yu are tryeng to be contra....contre.......contrever......diferent
  16. Simoman
    ov curse yu like me they all do, i hav bean lukking at my fhotos(they are bettur than yurs) and desided to putt anufur 1 on, i hav scene tomoos fhotos of rabits on the gayte and know i hav bettur( i dont have eny fhotos) so i hav desidered to lett yu sea anufur 1, eye just downt undurstand why pepull hav fhotos........phezzies............new mexico............big stubble.........dutch salmon..........roe
  17. Simoman
    gudd man, nuge nuge wink wink, i know yu did the ritee thing. And why r uu lott doin them lafin faces, is it becuse them ofer so called hunturs
  18. Simoman
    [bANNED TEXT] its a wel nown fact that im the doggman yu all luk up2. Eyee hav desided to do a pole to proove onece and 4 all that i am da man. I am sik and tyerd of reding about darcey, plumber, Lllloydd and that direk...dedrek......dirik....dedrecs......colin and wyhle i woz luking at my fhotos this mornin (i dont undurstand why pepull take fhotos) ov me huntin bares, lyons, lobsters, salmon, minors strike....kizzy....phezzies............soroy syde traked, eneway i waz luking at my fhotos(why do pepull take them?) and wonderud why pepull disagre with me as i am allweys [bANNED TEXT], i no
  19. Simoman
    Who asked you?.......go and put the kettle on, theres a good girl!! :tongue2: I will do just that Wilfred . . . . and spit in your tea when you come over later . . c**t. hannah! you looked so innocent in your pictures Sometimes only the "C" word will do ! In this case it was also meant as a term of affection, Wilfred knows i'd never spit in his tea! Wilf will eat ot drink anything, i dropped a dump in his curry once but he still polished it off.......
  20. Simoman
    Them dogs r ok butt i dont get owt off bed unles i am comin home [bANNED TEXT] at least 7 roe, 30 rabits, 4 hairs, sum salmon and lobsters..............tor of dartmoor..........new mexico.........salmon..........dave sleight...............
  21. Simoman
    eye downt no y pepull hav tu post vedeos, sum of us r bang at it and hav bin sinse the minors strike, thatcher....dutch salmon......kizzy..........lobster pots..............big stubbles....phezzies
  22. Simoman
    That looks like sapphire 1.6gl with a £7.99 bodykit :laugh:
  23. Simoman
    This thread was from 11 months ago, i think its safe to say the trauma has subsided................
  24. Simoman

    The names Bond...James Bond....well to one person, then another to you, and another to him etc etc

    1. paulus

      paulus

      impressionist perhaps???

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Possibly, but not a funny one....

    3. paulus

      paulus

      was thinking more along the lines of a mad french one...lol

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  25. Simoman

    They call me Geoffrey, they call me Fred, thats not my name, thats not my name............

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Come on Simo.....out with it?

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Just an observation lab, remember fcuktheban, not the only one who gives out false names, i wonder why, is there a hidden agenda hmmmmm

    3. Lab

      Lab

      hmmmmmmmmm?

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