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  1. Simoman

    Guard Dog

    Rotties, usually the dogs are tough, bite like hell and are slightly more laid back than some other breeds. The only downside is the same with any breed, getting a good 'un. They can also be stubborn buggers I've only trained a handfull of Dobes and getting a good one is like rocking horse poo, a friend had one that was driven by defence,aplly pressure and the dog would look good and bite (anywhere) but ask the dog to use some prey drive and work away from the handler and its confidence took a nosedive. I've trained dozens and dozens of security, service, sport and protection dogs yet I ca
  2. Simoman

    Guard Dog

    Pits are a banned breed so I'm sure he wouldn't buy one or advertise he had one on a public forum :
  3. Thurso I always find if you go XXXL you are ok
  4. Keep on at the wardens and police etc, don't lose hope bud
  5. I agree, it doesn't work like that..........
  6. About ten years ago my Fell and Moorland rep told me about a guy who had some digging permission and wanted to swap days out for some ratting. I thought it was to good to be true (it was). I drove 90 minutes to meet the bloke only to find he didn't have any digging land but lots of rabbiting permission He didn't drive and wanted me to pick him up and ferry him around, needless to say I wasn't interested and politley declined his offer as I had ratting and rabbiting land 20 yards from my doorstep. During our chat I asked him if he was going on the London march as our F&M branch had hire
  7. Its all just a case of using your common sense when posting.
  8. Simoman

    Guard Dog

    After training various breeds for dogsports, security and manwork I don't think you can beat a GOOD Shepherd or rottie. Trouble is same as any dog they need lots of exercise, stimulation and possibly the most important bit, training. Too many poeple buy a named "breed" and expect it to be Rin tin tins clever brother.
  9. Happy birthday Jay, all the best mate
  10. Excellent point my friend, although your estimate is low.........17%
  11. pickaxe those photos of the new "Wilfterrier" (registered trademark) show just how much they are breeding true to type........and how easily they can pass off wearing a bandana................ I'm looking forward to the book, "Poppy Princess Flufkins...start of a money spinner" with a full colour photo on the front of Wilf in a donkey jacket with his pack of linebreds tykes............ Hail Wilf P.S. This is payback for the thread on my anal reconsruction surgery
  12. Since when did Primark black out their windows? Less Primark....more skidmark
  13. [quote name='Ditch_Shitter' date='Apr 16 2008, 09:48 PM' post='497183' They'd had problems with 'The Head Case From Hull' - several here will know who I'm talking about, eh; S - Aye Ditch I know who you mean
  14. Hes the double agent in the new bond movie............Leveller don't you get your undies from shops with blacked out windows?
  15. I agree stabs been a few posts like that lately Stay within the law I say
  16. I prefer Dunlop or Gola Nice looking tykes
  17. Might be wise to cover your number plate bud
  18. i was told by Shay, and him and wilf well they are in it together. Shay's the kennel maid wilf's the money (book authour) and the brains It doesn't surprise me that Wilf is the brains in any outfit. He has the charisma of George Clooney, the sophistication of Cary Grant and the drawing ability of Sean Frain Does shay have to wear some sort of.....erm "outfit", I always worry about Wilfs sexual health.......... I don't like to talk about their sexual life as it may stop me from finally getting one of Wilf's pups, but i will say leather, gags and studded belts, and them two ar
  19. Spent a lot of time researching it Millet, best thing to do is put in a conversion kit, It uses your current tank to store veggie oil and a small 22lt tank that holds diesel in the back. You start it and run it for two minutes on diesel before flicking a swith and changing to veggie oil, you then switch it back to diesel before you turn the engine off. Cleaner for the engine, better fuel economy and better for the environment............
  20. i was told by Shay, and him and wilf well they are in it together. Shay's the kennel maid wilf's the money (book authour) and the brains It doesn't surprise me that Wilf is the brains in any outfit. He has the charisma of George Clooney, the sophistication of Cary Grant and the drawing ability of Sean Frain Does shay have to wear some sort of.....erm "outfit", I always worry about Wilfs sexual health..........
  21. Sounds to good to be true pickaxe, please tell me your on the level? Selwyn that pup in the photo turned out to be the mighty Foo foo trixiebell, she won three, yes three tons of rosettes but was unfortunately killed by a water vole during exercise RIP Foo foo
  22. Tuffers anyone whos anyone knows that a Tinkypoo x Baby booboo mating doesn't carry the famous "top knot" gene so important for impressing the judges. Bet you feel so inadequate now don't you? Smashy a jacket would crumple the linty double coat
  23. I drive mine like an old fart Millet, driving at 50mph on long journey and ge around 31mpg, thinking of converting the running it on veggie oil, I can get a conversion kit for a round £550, should save me in the long run as I'm chucking £70 a week minimum at the moment................
  24. And noboby beleived us Tuffty , I had three off Wilf last season, sired by his stud dog Tinkypoo out of his brood bitch Poppy Princess fluffkins, (any real dogman knows the line) before the start of last season, show season that is. We were placed more often than not at shows up and down the country and on a walk all three actually chased an adult rat However when they cornered it they had the common sense not to attack as any nips could be detremental to their show career.
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