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Ted Newgent

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  1. yes all vehicles have a plug in that keeps the anti freeze warm
  2. -31c at 9am today its now warmed up to -19c i travelled out of town and found a hill to get a photo of the area
  3. 9am sun is shining in the cloudless sky

    were the fck is my jacket

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  4. and the chicken couldnt get down the road never mind cross it
  5. bacon and eggs mate none of this crappy pancakes for brekky.pancakes are for shrove tuesday with sugar and lemon brexit cant come quicker lol
  6. if i have the misfortune of bumping into a canadian i have never met and they hear my accent.they will politely ask if i am Australian, i reply "i am english" and they retort "oh all my family are english" then one might ask how i ended up here....my reply (mood pending) "i spun the globe of misfortune " that tends to confuse a few lol my bad...............
  7. And florida replies with this found the link now on PC https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/20/us/florida-legislature-weapons-ban/index.html
  8. ok on a rant now i dont know how many times a canuck has told beer and clam is the best drink out there. WTF,who puts clam juice in BEER for christ sake
  9. fck me spat my coffee out lol
  10. thats waaay better ok pet peeves canucks shorten ok to K,seriously they do then they drugged a deer out of the bush,my reply is how much meth did it take,blank stare back seeing the provincial head of educations photo ABOVE the queens.that really pi$$es me off. gas stations instead of fuel/petrol stations. they give you directions in miles or fractions of(the damn speedo is in KMHs) and north west east south they think bud light is the best beer out there. they rear/eat how much pork and you cant find a decent pork sausage anywhere how many c
  11. loads of lakes in this province and around here they turn fckn green and blue. you cant see 6 inches below the surface.its baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad not a chance do we eat the fish out of these lakes nevermind drink the water.
  12. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43135584 like this will make a difference. this is probably the minimum he can do,just because.
  13. ok i have the odd cuppa but mainly strong black coffee (canadians drink pi$$y coloured crap) bunches annoys the living schit out of me over here,they say it all the time my usual reply to someone is 'i need an actual numerical figure please' i only drink scwhack loads of beer. apologise,never never never and never to a canadian
  14. Yup then they can it with a bit of fizz and sell it as Hi energy drinks
  15. Yup blame the canucks i dont drink the water here, its fckn awful. I fitted a reverse osmosis system in the house just because. the irish can sell water as its always damn raining over there
  16. Dont really drink tea but do have yorkshire t bags at home i have found galaxy choc bars not too far away i will accept any red cross food parcels you are willing to send me lol
  17. They are tidy if you stand in my back garden long enough you will become an ice statue
  18. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43122088
  19. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coddle
  20. here is a random story kiddy size sex doll 28 weeks isnt enough,he needs his balls frying
  21. literally nothing in this town. you get the odd drug bust,drink driver and woman trying to kill her husband,but its safe town. i leave my front door open,never locked it yet. no muggings or burglaries. the cops are busy running back and to the local reserves dealing with issues there
  22. Here we go a simmering couldron of curried meat
  23. i will put this bible belt into a bit of perspective were i live(this is rural Sask) i live in a small town of 4500 folk approx,there is 17 churches none are wine bars lol sundays are chaotic some of these churches are extreme in their views IMHO,its old school religion.
  24. its a different world over there on how this 2A works. the influence of firearm companies and the NRA is just beyond words that no UK resident will ever get their heads around. canadian gun owners have always screamed that they need this (never going to happen) if you want some reading on a shooting ,google 'gerald stanley shooting' i am not linking any of it as nowt is credible for the facts,this wouldnt of made the news in the states but it has caused a major $hitstorm over here
  25. maybe next weekend lol i am just going to make a canadian goose breast vindaloo curry
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