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Ratman2

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  1. You could try here http://www.claypigeoncompany.co.uk/ but I recon postage to your part will be damned expensive.
  2. As I do a lot of farm yard work as well as field work I'm with BASC, suits my needs and you get lots of back up and extras.
  3. Awsome. I wonder how much for a couple of hundred shells, a second mortgage most likely.
  4. I've a pair of extending loppers with alluminium handles, don't recon they'll be doing much lopping from now on. Cracking idea, thanks for sharing it DS and top marks to Dean O.
  5. Gamekeeping usually means joining an estate from leaving school and spend the next ten years working your way up the ladder. Vermin control......well!! most of us do it for free, after buying all the gear and putting fuel in the tank to get to your permission. Or in other words, not a lot of money to be earned. You could try for a job in pest control with the likes of Rent O Kill. Good luck.
  6. I'd love a road legal one, just imagine the fun you could have with that.
  7. Genuine Tasco scopes are good value, the quality of the chinky covers is a bit suspect but they do work ok, plenty good enough for a bit of plinking. As you have an AA S410 I'd recomend you buy a good used scope.
  8. I will swap you for gutrot if you like. It even comes with bum wee. A mate of mine has just had this and by god he's been badly, thanks for the offer but I'll stick with my cold. I went down with this at about 3.30am this morning, woke up drenched in sweat and made a dash for the loo, sat there till about 5.30, bucket on my knee and gushing from both ends, it's bloody awful. I recon if I was a horse I'd be taken out back and shot to put me out of my misery.
  9. Tom, Tom Tom Where the hell is he, damn typical, it's his round and he's gone missing.
  10. I'll just have a slice of toast and some real butter please.
  11. And before anyone from Liverpool has a go at me, my wife is a Scouser. An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one af
  12. Click on options (top right under New Topic) click on standard view, there you go mate, it'll be right as rain.
  13. What the hell is that for gods sake. Edited......forgot to add smilies.
  14. The bloke you need to speak to is in the nick at the moment.
  15. At last!!! a poll with the correct options.
  16. Tethering a goat is cruel and dangerous, please don't do it.
  17. Why on earth do you 'desperately need a goat', they are the devils creatures. To start off they are essentially a herd animal and it's down right cruel to keep one on it's own, they are escape artists 24/7 and when they escape they will eat your garden and that of your neighbours, the old adage ‘a goat will eat anything’ is not true, they will only eat what they fancy. So!! tell us why you need a goat.
  18. mind it does not turn into MAN FLU mate I think it is man flu, I left a full pint last night and was in bed by 9.30pm, now that's bad.
  19. Very funny. If the daft sod had climed on my boat it would'nt have been thrown off, that's for sure.
  20. Nice shooting mate, I too have a Varmint and I recon for the money they can't be beaten. I'm interested to know if you have to check zero each time you change from day to night vision. I fancy an NV scope as I don't like the 'add on' type but like you I also need to use my Varmint for day work. Rob
  21. Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'. Other benefits include being able to drive a car without tax, MOT or insurance, you can totally ignore all our traffic laws, if you get stopped just use your other trump card ‘racism’. You automatically go to the top on hospital waiting lists, you get immediate and free dentistry and doctoring, well after all, they’re more than likely run by your family who won ‘Asylum’ some years ago anyway. You can piss your neigbours off by playing loud ‘shimmy shimmy’ music and revving your motors after mid night, just use your other trump c
  22. I will swap you for gutrot if you like. It even comes with bum wee. A mate of mine has just had this and by god he's been badly, thanks for the offer but I'll stick with my cold.
  23. Of course you do mate but all I have is a bottle of Spar blended, it's not a bad drink, when you can taste it that is.
  24. had one for 3 week no fecker wants mine That's typical mate. I've just made myself a sh*t hot curry, lot's of onions and far too much Habanaro sauce, my eyes are running and I'm sweating badly, but I now have a passage through my nose so it's got to be working.
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