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Greyman

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  1. Dogs like children are a blank canvass, they have no imprinted faults, so 98% of canine faults are just a reflection on shite owners , no dog is perfect but with a good owner it will bust a gut to please with a shite owner why the feck should it, so take a look in the mirror before passing on your next failed dog but take the rose tinted specs off first,
  2. Vary,s mate from 9mm steels to 12mm leads through various nuts and pebbles, in all seriousness I buy most of my catty elastic from China, tariff and postage free ?
  3. My wife is a big fan and says the best ever was from a little beach side shack on jersey, she wants to return just because of it ?
  4. Looks good mate which part of the country would that be ? ??
  5. I only got a catty think I,ll manage ?
  6. Had a few hours pre match practice I think is what you meant to say ?????
  7. The reason they are all moaning is because they have spent years and money trying to look like him now they are stuck with a nonces face for the rest of there life’s, the same bunch of twats were all stood outside the courts releasing white doves when he was acquitted he he
  8. Greyman

    Prostrate

    Mate get on and get it sorted, I recently had my full old bloke mot including a camera that felt like it was on wheels pushed up the bum but I feel better for knowing all’s good and anyone willing to go inside my arse has my full admiration, the stress your causing yourself is enough to cause you issues so please get it done
  9. My son showed me that a couple of days ago laughed for days ?
  10. I,m well past all that now but definitely would have back in the day, as long as the dollar was stashed safe and waiting I,d have a smile on my face every day ????
  11. Think if they both stay on the right paths and carry on progressing this will be a good meeting for the future
  12. Funny coincidence Yesterday morning I turned up for a shift and one of the blokes was just telling a story how his mate had just been given 8 years for blowing up cash machines and the debate was, would you do 4 years( which he,ll serve ) for £465000 pounds as that was what he had earned from his crimes ???
  13. Hope I haven’t came over as bitter, I,m about as content a person as you will meet, I look like a tramp, drive an old transit van work as and when I want or need, all my children have done really well in life, everything I have I own outright, i,m not saying I don’t respect people who have made It but I no quite a few that appear to have made it to the outside world but are very sad and almost borderline suicidal and regarding children paying for my funeral, I would say it’s a tiny payback for the amount of money and property they would have just inherited ????
  14. It was shit even when it was new ?
  15. 12hrs in a slow cooker with a bottle of cheap red wine cures even the most rancid road kill plus the wine will take the green tinge off the meat ??
  16. A few lads I went to school with have become millionaires and all without exception are miserable paranoid and suffer from depression, they portray a good outward appearance and are the envy of many but inside is a different story, buy everyone a drink your a show off prick, by no one a drink and your a tight arse dry bread, the wealthy don’t really like you as your crass and common and the poor don’t like you because your a rich wanker, I new a lad with £14 000 000 in the bank a string of property,s probably worth the same again who threw himself off the gorge so be careful what you wish fo
  17. Until your not looking and he,d be straight back at it, kinder for all concerned to just go straight in with the lump hammer and put a clean finish to it, I,d loose sleep just knowing one of my girls was in the same house with the little twat and I need as much beauty sleep as poss
  18. The emperors clothes right there,
  19. Greyman

    New Low.

    The type of people that eat quorn are allergic to everything mate, it’s in there dna allergic to work,soap holding a debate without branding anyone that disagrees as racist, respecting other folks opinions etc etc but on the flip side can anyone honestly identify the fillings on any Greggs products without reading the label, it’s either warm shite wrapped in puff pastry, or warm quorn wrapped in puff pastry not a great choice
  20. Joking aside if it’s spare cash and you have time, gold is one of the worlds few commodity’s that always goes up not talking about little blips and recessions, but a solid long term investment ???
  21. This time next year Kev you will both be millionaires ???
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