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Greyman

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  1. Most people don’t have a clue what they are mate I had to go to about 5 chemists before I found one that kept them recently, but they are the dogs dangles for clearing your nose ?
  2. Just walk out without paying, if anyone says anything tell them you were def at the time of the consultation and thought it was free?
  3. I believe we have adjourned until spring time 2021, but there is a fishing match in Devon next weekend if your at a loose end ?
  4. Was just about to say the same, warm olive oil, ?
  5. Feck me rusty you must love work, just dot and dab it with plasterboard, but if the tiles are stuck firm and straight I would recon it’s ok to go over them, have hacked off hundreds of bathrooms over the years and many of them had more than one layer of tiles on ?
  6. Nice one timmytree always love a good fact or two
  7. Cause they don’t want no smoke with no one I guess ?
  8. Mate your older than me, just act confused when you get caught, they even help you to your car afterwards ????
  9. For someone with so much experience of the humble rabbit that’s a bit of a wank statement, myxy is carried by a flea and if the dead rabbit still has an infected flea on it then it can spread on through touch ??
  10. Mid 40s to 1950, think after the war people still cared for each other had a strong sense of community and patriotism, plus you have the swinging 60s ahead of you when your at your peak, a man was still a man and catching your dinner was something to be proud of and admired, great music cars and opportunities for all ??
  11. Because shoplifters are normally feeding a drug habit and in a liberal left leaning world which we live in, that’s all of our fault because we choose to toe the line and graft for what we want we should also fund the poor little crack head , but the man with the sense and intelligence to be able to pop out and feed himself and his family for free from the land, is a bit of a risk to global left wing dreams of making every single one of us totally state dependant self loathing, grass on your neighbour type of citizens ?
  12. I cut mine off and had it sewed back on ?
  13. Just get a ring up at scarfell, and we can all make a proper c**t of ourselves windmilling ourselves breathless in the first round, ????
  14. If we are having a man off I,m in, been used before but is countryside related, I was sat in the top of a tree watching carp when the fecker snapped, picked this one up before hitting the floor, funny thing south Cerney angling brought a no climbing rule in shortly afterwards, and I shot myself in the back of the hand with an M6 nut recently ??
  15. Guess he never made it, rip ted
  16. Because it would involve getting up early and going to work ?
  17. Dead right mate it will go on for years, but every year it will become more normal and more accepted, these podcasts are bringing so many witnesses forward it’s just a matter of time before one of them pulls out a full 100% clear piccy ?
  18. Don’t know if you have the attention span Greb, but if you do have a listen to this for an hour, might help you understand what is actually happening and how we got to were we are today, ??https://beardedtit.podbean.com/e/big-cats-on-the-loose-in-britain-ft-rick-minter/
  19. Yes but with the new one you can do a sly kidney stab and away, remember guns for show knifes for pros ?
  20. Got pissed off with the clock in my workshop being wrong and stopping so went halfway across the warehouse and shot it, pretty chuffed was probably 40mtrs aiming for the centre ???
  21. Pet savannah cat, as long as it’s a second cross no rules to own one ?
  22. Never f**k with a mans lawn, simple ?
  23. How about we all black up and when they see us they’ll think they are in Africa swap the sign at the airport from Africa to England and they’ll even by there own ticket, ??? I’ll get me coat ?
  24. Take the starter out clean and grease the bendix (the little spinny cog on the end ) and put it back in should last a few more years and make sure the big red wire is tight ?
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