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ginger beard

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  1. Darts,who the f**k goes to the pub and likes to stand up and do maths all night.
  2. Yeah,you've mentioned "that girl" a few times.just admit you fancy her. Didn't she invite you to her party but you refused incase the "other" man beat you up.?
  3. I see max is still schooling the children.
  4. Yeah.an old boy i know has 2 and his brother has 1.i'll get a photo.one's a lovely rough coated fawn coloured bitch.
  5. Be f***ing careful then. Whats the temp over there.?
  6. Where are you too now.? Didn't think they had crocs out that way.had a little look and the nepal croc is very,very rare.
  7. Poor come back. You just got owned by a southerner.
  8. Are you joking.copper wire was only invented when a scotsman and yorkshireman were argueing over a penny.
  9. And thats a rip off.thats yearly rent of a beach hut here.
  10. Hah,there was no such thing as a yorkshireman until a scotsman shagged a pig.
  11. Quite funny reading all the names of the pills again.not read "white elephants" though.they were all over here for a while.real trippy one's.
  12. I know which one's i'd prefur. And they don't say "me duck" or "ay uuup" or "our kid" at the end of each sentance
  13. More of a slight incline actually.
  14. I never even knew there was such a thing called a "terraced" house.i thought they all came with front and rear gardens with the neighbour 100yds down the tree lined avenue. Whats that all about....only up north.like rats living on top of each other.
  15. When it comes too football,boxing and greyhounds,old max has his finger firmly on the pulse. He could almost be a honourary southerner.
  16. You might want to check out svotlands position on the e.u Stick to boxing and football. I was working with 2 blokes from your way.spennymoor i think.talk about the missing link. jeremy kyles's show wouldn't exist without northern monkeys.
  17. There all on spice. They don't believe f**k all unless its in the sun newspaper. The air is filthy with a whiff of cheap purfume. Liverpool is the only place where the rubbish men make deliverys. The inhabitants only wear track suits from sports direct or lidl. I could go on and on,but have to go out now.
  18. f**k sake do people really want to live north of bristol.??? What a dump inhabited with the most common of scum and us southerners have to subsidise them because there's f**k all industry up there. No wonder there flocking south but please stay where you are.
  19. Do you want a selfie with me.??????,
  20. I bet half of you would suck off dave courtney just for a selfie with him.?
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