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Back to work boy....

Bring some bleach as well, the stench of urine will be strong after I've finished pissing myself with laughter when you strip down to your Mawashi...

Just drive to Doncaster and ask anyone if they know where the hardest, richest man in Donny lives and they will point you in the right direction…..don’t go too early mind, he has to drop the other station cleaners off when the shift finishes, designated driver see as they make the gonk stay in the van because he can’t be trusted with a broom and black plastic bag ! lol

I'm awaiting a time and date for this cross country race Doncaster's very own Mo Farah...this is the 3rd time I've asked you and your still sat there making excuses??? I'm not reversing pal,I've accepted your plastic challenge....if it makes you feel better,I'll run it bare footed...and chuck an extra 25 kg in a bag? Can't be no fairer than that?

Shouldn’t take long seeing as it doesn’t exist ! lol

So what's the craic with this ufo then tomo,I can barely see it on the video,like a white ball of light mate?

I ain’t got no money, I’m a poor retired pensioner. We can’t all afford to shop in Sports Direct reduced section and cut about in the latest puma’s you know ! lol

Get a second hand pulsar xm30 it's more then usable mate it's very good

Perhaps you should train him up, all those years of beating up old fogies and bullying teeny boppers will stand you in good stead, under your tutelage he may last 30 secs max.....

I can bring a power washer and a few tools,to put right any damage Tomo

She's still here at 8 yr old...never out a foot wrong TBF

Don't reckon squire, get your money on it. With the winnings you'll be able to add a run to your kennel. Lol

Resin driveway....that's a funny line...lol Well at least he would have Dan there to repair it after his kicking...

I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol

Bit of training weather coming in over the weekend

Beep, beep, beep.

Gym for Simple Boy, don't insult me squire.

Fair play to you lad, you’ve got some tests lined up…..you better get down the gym and take some photos of some weights so that you are fully in shape when the time comes ?

The dog you bought must have died with parvo Simple Boy! Lol

5k for a handshake, c**t must think I'm the actual King! Lol

You don't buy a dog and bark yourself...simple lad

I’ll do a wave from the car for a grand if anyone’s interested ? lol

5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol

I must have missed something,I thought it was about halfhound proving he was only back on for first time in years an Seagull said otherwise lol