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It's the extra finger Cheers, D.

Occupation: Bottle of Sunny delight ! lol

They are dug in like an Alabama tick...

Shame we don’t get programs like that on tv anymore it would probably come with a warning nowadays

Nah, I’m done, I keep imagining you in your orange quilted joggers with the shiny stripes ! lol lol…..f***ing hell ! lol

I watched that episode with the butcher and the pig !

Bacon and egg,lots of black pepper on salted butter and brown sauce....and a cup of Earl Grey,with the bag left in... to wash it down @mitre

Come on Dan can't send an old man to do his dirty work, what's the world coming....

Ffs I’ve sat down for a mug of tea and head is spinning reading all this. I’ve come to the conclusion he’s just happy people are replying to him the sad case. And yes I wouldn’t wear those runner digging bait and I’m an old c**t I’ve seen tinkers pony’s shod better

They have just asked me if they can knock about with your little mandiglets, I said it's not up to me it's up to their daddy Wilf.... Lol

Halfhound was up for turning up and couldn't wait to send the money lol So was greb aswell But the bet was for halfhound to turn up and shake hands greb was thinking its a straightener halfhound was even game for that but it can't happen can it Now ffs greb dont bet dc in a cross country race lol them.welsh jog mountains to.pop the shop man. Lol

I love this poem by Rudyard Kipling nice little video watch out for Jack Hargreaves’s

You’re a pretty funny chap, I just chuckled to myself about everyone getting onboard with £5k straightners only to find out the bloke throwing out challenges dresses up as a bottle of Sunny Delight for a living ! lol Your nippers must be the most popular kids in class, everyone thinks their dad is Ronald McDonald ! lol

Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing son. I just hope you've finally mastered the simple shit pipe, be a real asset to your CV.....

Shame you don’t live near me @mel b you could have tagged along with me and Mrs Flattop, go for it mate what’s the worst that can happen it will be an adventure, at least you can say I was there.

He's Spent the last 20 yrs,working on the railway,and sleeping the shift... until it's time for him,to start up the minibus..and take the real grafters home...he's just a Network Rail Taxi Driver Wilf....the boys chucked him some hi Viz clothing...so he don't feel left out,bless him

Im shocked.The ammount of whinging I see on here about what's happening to our country and not one person travelling to make a stand.

"Now go home and get your shinebox." Lol

You need a f***ing shoeshine, looks like you nicked them from the charity shop you state ! lol

If you play your cards right you could be my tea boy or shoe shine.

Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van ! I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so the switched on lads would have switched on roles, the mongaloids could just about manage standing by a lift and pushing a button…..think about this, you ain’t even pushing a button !….you get told to wait in the motor ! lol I can imagine the morning conversations with the Forman: “Here Charlie, what shall we get the gonk doing ?” ”f***ing hell, leave that f***ing dreamer in the van,

I've got your team of Mandingo's doing the graft, the joys of slavery.....