iworkwhippets

Oh deary deary fekin me, Dew claws on a working dog, I give up on this forum I do , and the thing looks like it's been reared on a shivering tit

Eh, don't tell me, next door neighbour kicked ya teeth out,

Roll ya fekin sleeves up, you iidle bilge rat, ffs

Greyman, Damp patch can't face life with out weed,

Canal boat series on TV, good program, he gets about some, there is no way our damp patch could navigate those canals, with out running around, oops he did eh, it's the weed as does it, innit

Hey up,. I bet folks outside owd blighty think we are a nation of pedophiles, and the wouldn't be far wrong, we have on the hunting life, one chap openly admits he wanks himself silly, and then wonders why his wife fecked off, then another member dips his scrote in cold water, eh I could go on , puts mandelson to shame, I'm just glad I've turned out in life a decent respectable chap ,ta ta fer now

Now then chaps, with me being an elderly gentleman, I need to keep missen supple, so first thing every morning, I get stuck in, then when I've gone through a strenuous regime, I get missen out of bed , and get the frying pans out, eh, no dementia here

Bolton that is

My home town I'm ashamed to say, riddled we Pakistanis, Indians, and asylum seekers , I'm glad I'm out of it,

Was the old lady dead , tittyblaster

Had a ride up to my local carvery fer my lunch , I was starving couldn't be bothered cooking out, dear god above I dunno were I put it all,, I had to get a taxi back, I'm dossing down at the mo, I can hardly shift my frame

I said just that , many moons ago, .cheap labour , and to do what most Brits won't do , as for farage, don't make me laugh

Welcomed in by a spineless government, and the public, housed and in some cases given preferences over our own folks, given money, benefits, we let em.in we pay the price, and we are

Silent night mattresses fer heavy people , 50 per cent off, offer ends midnight tonight , eh

Eh, lol that's what I like , a fekin comedian, by the way, whilst I'm here, our water bills are to increase again, flooded Britain