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Eh, I'm just watching the paint drying on my Zimmer.

Thanks,well I woke up early this morning as you can see, I woke to the aroma wafting over me of the lamb shank, I'm due in hospital this morning at 11 am fer a minor operation, should be home same day, so I'm looking forward to a good meal when I get home, Im.not allowed any breakfast so the frying pans stay put for today , ta ta fer now

Hello there mitres, now then, called in at butchers today got missen a lamb shank, it's in the slow cooker wi loads of veg, fer tomorrow, I can smell it slowly cooking , get missen a crusty cob go we it

Hello, it's only me, now then.legal.fees, fer Tommy Robinson, to be met by that American on stage weilding chain saw Elon musk, eh, not a lot of people know that,

The BBC is as British as they come young tittyblaster , we relied on the BBC fer information during the war, as fer seeing a shrink, I've done it ,

Was he of Muslim faith our mitre as you stated, reason I ask is cos we have enough filth of our own nationality to put up with

It's about time you talked sense , covid my arse

Now then chaps , I was 4 years old when at Tilbury docks, rucks of foreign gentlemen arrived to do the jobs us Brits wouldn't entertain such as train drivers cleaners guards , I'm buggered if I know where they've a ll gone

Don't make me laugh my old fruit bat, it's a bit late for that, it'd s wonder we all haven't had our front doors booted in , innit eh

Nice post is that, been collecting In my area this afternoon get Palestine save the kids or summat, I closed the door on em, two world wars with millions dead, to end up like this

Sorry my mistake, I was born , 1944

Born 1964, Walden Lancashire, lovely place, with a lovely park on my doorstep, friendly white neighbours, good mates, but most of all Lovely caring parents , I visited my birthplace last year, my parents would turn in there grave bless em, it's now WOGDEN

Eh, I was there last Friday, crackin set of folks, they look forward to my visit a bit tapped just like missen,

Well here I am to inform you that sir Starmers dept answered my email and I was thanked very much for my concerns, Now then chaps, he assured me that all households will be getting a letter in the near future, suggesting my response of taking in chaps that are arriving by the hour in small boats, they couldn't thank me enough, even said why on earth they didn't think of that, no thanks needed I say, just bung me my cold weather payment, and regular cost of living payments, and I'm happy, there's millions out there, welcoming these foreign chaps. Innit

Hellooo, now then, I've come up we a great idea, so much so I've emailed sir Starmer,we a solution, he dunno [BANNED TEXT] do we all these non stoppable boatloads arriving daily as regards housing, so in my email to him, instead of defiling army barracks, and hotels, I've suggested jo public take them in LODGERS, eh, am I all there up top or [BANNED TEXT], eh, I am awaiting his reply, so I will keep you informed