scottishlass 57 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 aye fair gid :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MOO 730 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Ay nae bad min Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nighttimenellie 4 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 some more Scottish words Scullery(kitchen) if yer goan in the scullery pit the kettle oan. roof(as in ceiling) e.g. pin it tae the roof bunker (worktop) yer dinners oan the bunker Fireside tartan, a condition of the legs where they go all red and blotchy got from sitting to near the fire. amfae, as in amfae Edinburgh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 :clapper: ... I'm not scottish but I was married to a Glaswegian, so speak it fluently Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mbrydenuk 14 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 best topic ave seen yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Has anyone seen a £1 coin, I dropped it hereabouts last August Quote Link to post Share on other sites
courtney32 1 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Are you Scottish? .......... You know you are a true Scot if........... (or in my case just been here to feckin long, lol) Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. Ye measure distance in minutes. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin clarty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nugget And finally..... A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his bum aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. you know your scotish when your mam and dad are brother and sister Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 this thread is full a tchuctors Ah love thae Teuchters wi aw the metal an spiky herr an black claes wi skeletons, an tryin tae look right aff the wa', an here thiv aw goat wee fresh middle class faces wi cheeks like a well skelped arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 robbie burns shat curruns on a wundy day the wund blew the curruns flew and robbie ran away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 sook ma bobby yah hawf wit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz 284 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Whit yees awe aboot ya bunch a warmers yees !!!.....some eh ye are needin tae goan bile yer heeds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTI 34 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Worked with a few ''Jocks'' over the year's and was often told to '' away and lay in your pish''. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shinyspade 2 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 my wife has a name fore every room in the hoose. hi hen were's ma tea. ben the kitchen where's ma fags. ben the livingroom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bennybhoy Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Are you Scottish? .......... You know you are a true Scot if........... (or in my case just been here to feckin long, lol) Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. Ye measure distance in minutes. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin clarty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nugget And finally..... A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his bum aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. awe [bANNED TEXT] fanny baws Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 go and shove your dick up your arse and go fuckyerself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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