claybusers al 9 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Now here's a thought... if you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: 1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. 2. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. 3. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital 4. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English. 5. Procreate abundantly. 6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' 7. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. 8. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. 9. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. 10. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent 11. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq 12. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. 13. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers. 14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Fidgety 8 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 CORRECT, well done mate Link to post Share on other sites
Guest blackntan Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 THATS WHAT THE MAJORITY THINK BUT ARE TO SCARED TO SAY IT THE PC BRIGADE WILL BE THE DEATH OF THIS NATION ITS NOT RACISM BUT COMMON SENSE , BUT THEY HAVE TURNED RIPPING THIS COUNTRY OFF INTO A FINE ART LETS SEE IF UNEMPLOYMENT RISES TO THREE MILLION HOW THE CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST TALK THERE WAY OUT OF RIOTS AND CIVIL UNREST Link to post Share on other sites
klarakoi 0 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) Amen that bud, But I will bet you money that some do good-er twat on this site will come back and call you a racist,, but when the truth is told for some its hard to swallow, fair play to you for voicing your opinion, maybe if more of us did the country wouldn't be in such a shit state,, Rob.. Edited January 22, 2009 by klarakoi Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Now here's a thought... if you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: 1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. 2. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. 3. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital 4. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English. 5. Procreate abundantly. 6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' 7. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. 8. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. 9. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. 10. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent 11. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq 12. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. 13. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers. 14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone. Or alternatively 1) Go on holiday abroad insult the locals and demand they all speak english. 2) Once there proceed to act as if you own the place, your only bringing culture to the heathens 3) Demand only english food even if your in a chinese or indian cause nowt beats steak & kidney pie or fish & chips 4) Demand to be able to sign on before going on holiday cause you need the spending money 5) Shag everything that moves well you are on holiday, cause when in Rome. 6) Deflect any criticism by blaming the locals or heavy handed policing. 7) Drape you national flag over the balcony well you are very patriotic Speak only in your local dialect and refer to all locals as John 9) Demand that Pixie or Jason be allowed back into the play club they only thumped the black kid cause they thought he was a local 10) Drive on the wrong side of the road and blame everyone else for going the wrong way 11) Produce doctors certificate anytime your threatend with a job citing back problems. 12) Drive your mobilty car as a taxi you need the extra cash to pay for the water feature in the garden 13) Get pissed every weekend then look for a fight 14) Organise protest marches cause the muslims, Poles are stealing all your jobs, houses etc Welcome to the UK the country that prides itself on its binge culture, Highest incidents of knife crime and Under age pregnancies....have a nice day! Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 i'm offffff ended,,,,,,,,,,,or is that affffffffflickeded, bollox, coat Link to post Share on other sites
klarakoi 0 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Now here's a thought... if you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: 1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. 2. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. 3. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital 4. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English. 5. Procreate abundantly. 6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' 7. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. 8. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. 9. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. 10. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent 11. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq 12. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. 13. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers. 14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone. Or alternatively 1) Go on holiday abroad insult the locals and demand they all speak english. 2) Once there proceed to act as if you own the place, your only bringing culture to the heathens 3) Demand only english food even if your in a chinese or indian cause nowt beats steak & kidney pie or fish & chips 4) Demand to be able to sign on before going on holiday cause you need the spending money 5) Shag everything that moves well you are on holiday, cause when in Rome. 6) Deflect any criticism by blaming the locals or heavy handed policing. 7) Drape you national flag over the balcony well you are very patriotic Speak only in your local dialect and refer to all locals as John 9) Demand that Pixie or Jason be allowed back into the play club they only thumped the black kid cause they thought he was a local 10) Drive on the wrong side of the road and blame everyone else for going the wrong way 11) Produce doctors certificate anytime your threatend with a job citing back problems. 12) Drive your mobilty car as a taxi you need the extra cash to pay for the water feature in the garden 13) Get pissed every weekend then look for a fight 14) Organise protest marches cause the muslims, Poles are stealing all your jobs, houses etc Welcome to the UK the country that prides itself on its binge culture, Highest incidents of knife crime and Under age pregnancies....have a nice day! Is that from experience, Link to post Share on other sites
Sterry 0 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Regarding No. 12 i wouldnt have thought they do that in their own country. agree with the rest tho. Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Well thought out that one, I can see this being copied and pasted on an email to all in my address book Link to post Share on other sites
Tracy36 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 :11: class! Link to post Share on other sites
lenny 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 well said hit the nail on the head Now here's a thought... if you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: 1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. 2. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. 3. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital 4. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English. 5. Procreate abundantly. 6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' 7. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. 8. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. 9. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. 10. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent 11. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq 12. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. 13. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers. 14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Regarding No. 12 i wouldnt have thought they do that in their own country.agree with the rest tho. i will bet you a million bucks they do ........ Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,987 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 i thought both funny , Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 thank fook am not only racist on here never a true word spoken Link to post Share on other sites
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