mushroom 14,368 Posted Saturday at 20:03 Report Share Posted Saturday at 20:03 2 hours ago, jukel123 said: It was a joke. As in humour? Piss taking? Not serious? Ironic? Too daft to be a genuine opinion? I don't really have a military solutions employment agency. And I don't have any vacancies. Besides,I don't have any uniforms to fit you. Just as I don't really think Wilf would volunteer to shoot blacks. Actually, I dont know where I'm going with this line of thought. Chill out ffs. Salty cnut 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,368 Posted Saturday at 20:10 Report Share Posted Saturday at 20:10 1 hour ago, mackem said: The Geneva convention actually doesn't consider Gurkhas mercenaries because the Nepalese government resented the classification but taken literally a professional soldier hired to serve in a foreign army dictionary defenition is,and that's why I added dictionary defenition,a mercenary. They work to be part of the unit mate! Met many Gurkhas in my life and even worked for one of their British commander's son who introduced me to more of them.... You look in their eyes and it's not nice what is behind the kindness. These men suffer to serve our corrupt government for a salary. If they went the mercenary route who would blame them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,834 Posted Saturday at 20:30 Report Share Posted Saturday at 20:30 The problem "mercenaries" have is, at least the ones I've known, if you do not invest your money wisely when you are earning it then you will end without a pot to piss in, and back in the country that you started in. But with good memories, or PDS, depending on who you're talking to or trying to impress. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 31,656 Posted Saturday at 22:01 Report Share Posted Saturday at 22:01 1 hour ago, mushroom said: They work to be part of the unit mate! Met many Gurkhas in my life and even worked for one of their British commander's son who introduced me to more of them.... You look in their eyes and it's not nice what is behind the kindness. These men suffer to serve our corrupt government for a salary. If they went the mercenary route who would blame them? I have met lots of Ghurka and ex-Ghurka,don’t blame me for the “mercenary” observation,it’s @jukel123 who wants to go full on Executive Outcomes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 52,638 Posted Saturday at 22:29 Report Share Posted Saturday at 22:29 26 minutes ago, mackem said: I have met lots of Ghurka and ex-Ghurka,don’t blame me for the “mercenary” observation,it’s @jukel123 who wants to go full on Executive Outcomes I’ll have you know he would have nothing to do with executives !!…..he only talks to the downtrodden, abused workers ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 31,656 Posted Saturday at 22:39 Report Share Posted Saturday at 22:39 8 minutes ago, WILF said: I’ll have you know he would have nothing to do with executives !!…..he only talks to the downtrodden, abused workers ! He is very Simon Mann but a better business model,third world cannon fodder recruited for buttons. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,654 Posted Sunday at 17:54 Report Share Posted Sunday at 17:54 On 28/02/2026 at 15:43, mackem said: Did he ever send a postcard from Kiev? Ah yes indeed! This song was based on THL'S GAMEROOSTER Postcard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 4,090 Posted Sunday at 23:54 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:54 On 28/02/2026 at 15:30, WataWalloper said: Game rooster haha I’d never met the lad before an we was both getting pups off same litter and he asked me for a lift so he could come see them haha he was my co pilot for 2 days driving to cork an back, we had a laugh, he was a funny young lad, I hope he doing well, despite his madness haha Was it out of workers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 18,063 Posted Monday at 11:29 Report Share Posted Monday at 11:29 On 28/02/2026 at 18:22, jukel123 said: I spoke to an Amazon delivery driver recently from Ukraine. Tall Aryan type. I asked him about the war. He replied he'd come here with his mother as a refugee and had no intention of going home. The reality is a bit different from the spin we are fed about plucky, fiercely nationalistic,Ukrainian troops fighting doggedly for the mother country. Lots of their menfolk appear to have done a runner! It got me thinking. What's the use of paying taxes so the likes of STIFFMEISTER can post on here all day? Come a conflict, we can just hire mercenaries. Filipinos are tough little b*****ds who work like demons and accept washers for wages. We won't have to pay bisalaries, pensions or schooling for soldiers' kids when they are posted abroad. None of that nonsense. In fact I'm working on a business idea. An employment agency : 'Military Solutions 🪖 .....mercenaries available for long or short work contracts.' I have openings now for adventurous young men for work in Israel right now. PM me for the chance of a lifetime. Those with bone spurs need not apply. Always have to have a little dig Don’t ya “what’s the point in …” “Big wages , pensions, schooling all that nonsense …” Have a word with yourself it’s not about money . It’s never been about money . You just wouldn’t understand . That’s not a dig , but I very very much doubt that any of your mates from the trawler boats can message you at three in the morning and you’d drive 200 miles to get them, or can deliver 2 decades worth of you’re finest and most idiotic moments , or recite verbatim the name of every single bird you have f****d . relationship councillor , debt manager , role model , physical trainer , angry dad , disappointed dad , proud dad , engineering technician , war fighter , trainer , mentor , family. The section commander is all this and more , except he will have 18 kids for three years tops to deliver all this . to denigrate him to the level of some half educated buffoon is more insulting than you realise 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 18,063 Posted Monday at 11:32 Report Share Posted Monday at 11:32 On 28/02/2026 at 20:05, WILF said: I’d be Templeton Peck ! He would be Peckham Rye ! I’d be B A Baracus you’d be Kingston U T Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 52,638 Posted Monday at 12:29 Report Share Posted Monday at 12:29 56 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I’d be B A Baracus you’d be Kingston U T Is be George Peppard….. Youd be George Floyd ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 10,260 Posted Monday at 12:45 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 12:45 (edited) 1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Always have to have a little dig Don’t ya “what’s the point in …” “Big wages , pensions, schooling all that nonsense …” Have a word with yourself it’s not about money . It’s never been about money . You just wouldn’t understand . That’s not a dig , but I very very much doubt that any of your mates from the trawler boats can message you at three in the morning and you’d drive 200 miles to get them, or can deliver 2 decades worth of you’re finest and most idiotic moments , or recite verbatim the name of every single bird you have f****d . relationship councillor , debt manager , role model , physical trainer , angry dad , disappointed dad , proud dad , engineering technician , war fighter , trainer , mentor , family. The section commander is all this and more , except he will have 18 kids for three years tops to deliver all this . to denigrate him to the level of some half educated buffoon is more insulting than you realise It was a wind up As I have already explained. Four people thought it was funny. Three didn't. Sorry for any unintended offence. See my re_ quoted post below. Edited Monday at 13:01 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 10,260 Posted Monday at 12:59 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 12:59 On 28/02/2026 at 17:33, jukel123 said: It was a joke. As in humour? Piss taking? Not serious? Ironic? Too daft to be a genuine opinion? I don't really have a military solutions employment agency. And I don't have any vacancies. Besides,I don't have any uniforms to fit you. Just as I don't really think Wilf would volunteer to shoot blacks. Actually, I dont know where I'm going with this line of thought. Chill out ffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 52,638 Posted Monday at 13:05 Report Share Posted Monday at 13:05 4 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Don’t think for one second that will save you, when the storm breaks you and your red pals are still going in the furnace ! lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 18,063 Posted Monday at 16:11 Report Share Posted Monday at 16:11 3 hours ago, WILF said: Is be George Peppard….. Youd be George Floyd ! You’d be George pig you empty track suit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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