Princess Andrew the commoner?

[WILF 51,345]

1 hour ago, jukel123 said:

I wish I did look as good as a cross between Worzel and Steptoe.

Nah, even when younger she was blokey, horsey, awkward. I suggest, since you obviously have a crush, that you give her free lodgings at yours. You can make your own arrangements for rent. Good luck with her.

Do you know what, many years ago I was talking to a big old girl out in the hunting field…..she must have been late 50s/early 60s……and she was a big, loud, fully filled out epic of a woman !

Proper old money, was telling me she had been a polo instructor in India as a young woman, had played polo in the Himalayas, you can only imagine what a life she had experienced….still out riding hard fences on the hunting field on this big black carving of a horse……I’ll tell you what, if I had been a younger man and single it would have been an absolute privilege to have a roll with that old girl, a real laugh with a woman of breeding from a former age when we weren’t wankers as people……f**k Cindy Crawford, this would have been much more fun !

A game old bird from a time when England was England. 

[mackem 30,310]

22 minutes ago, WILF said:

 was telling me she had been a polo instructor in India as a young woman, had played polo in the Himalayas

Still played in the himalaya foothills to this day,remnants of the days of the Raj ,I stayed in Kashmir a few times,the British officers hill station of choice during British india,they had houseboats on the lakes (Dal and nagin),incredible opulence.

[jukel123 9,957]

51 minutes ago, WILF said:

Do you know what, many years ago I was talking to a big old girl out in the hunting field…..she must have been late 50s/early 60s……and she was a big, loud, fully filled out epic of a woman !

Proper old money, was telling me she had been a polo instructor in India as a young woman, had played polo in the Himalayas, you can only imagine what a life she had experienced….still out riding hard fences on the hunting field on this big black carving of a horse……I’ll tell you what, if I had been a younger man and single it would have been an absolute privilege to have a roll with that old girl, a real laugh with a woman of breeding from a former age when we weren’t wankers as people……f**k Cindy Crawford, this would have been much more fun !

A game old bird from a time when England was England. 

I was at an end of fishing season party. The lady of the 'big hoose' had a disagreement with an Eton bloke well known as being  thick and unpleasant.

She called him a "f***ing arsehole" and said "everybody finds you so". She said if he didn't like what she had called him, he could "f****n trot on".

She was into coursing greyhounds, dressed like a bag lady and only drank guiness. I know her son and we get on. I am Ted and he is Ralph...from the Fast Show.

Edited Saturday at 13:15 by jukel123

[jukel123 9,957]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

I be honest a preferred furgi over lady Diana back in the day...

I had it in my head she would be a bit more "Game"

I was a Di man. My fantasy was to make love to Di in the middle of a minefield whilst she cuddled an Aids patient and a black baby. She was a Saint. I loved her and I am getting my coat right now.

Edited Saturday at 13:15 by jukel123

[mel b 4,179]

2 hours ago, WILF said:

The woman is 66 years old !!

She wasn’t a bad sort as a young woman, always cracks me up on here blokes in their twilight years who probably look like a cross between Worzel Gummige and Albert Steptoe and stink of dogs cracking on about how some woman don’t look exactly the same as she did 40 year ago ! lol 

 

Behave yourself wilf . She was always a right minger .

I wouldn't have taken her home for my jack Russell to f**k  

[WILF 51,345]

18 minutes ago, mel b said:

Behave yourself wilf . She was always a right minger .

I wouldn't have taken her home for my jack Russell to f**k  

Well excuse me Brad Pitt ! lol 

[WILF 51,345]

1 hour ago, jukel123 said:

I was a Di man. My fantasy was to make love to Di in the middle of a minefield whilst she cuddled an Aids patient and a black baby. She was a Saint. I loved her and I am getting my coat right now.

Candle in the wind was playing in my head as I read that !

[NEWKID 29,163]

2 hours ago, WILF said:

Candle in the wind was playing in my head as I read that !

Maybe if you threw in the amputee charity she was into it would be....

Sandles in the bin?? 

 

I'll get my coat lol

[WILF 51,345]

51 minutes ago, NEWKID said:

Maybe if you threw in the amputee charity she was into it would be....

Sandles in the bin?? 

 

I'll get my coat lol

I’d say at the death, she was more “Night Boat to Cairo !” lol 

[ditchman 3,760]

the song ilike is "there's a brown turd up me ring...la-la-la-lil da" 

[mel b 4,179]

20 minutes ago, ditchman said:

the song ilike is "there's a brown turd up me ring...la-la-la-lil da" 

We can always rely on you to bring poop to the party mate .

[ditchman 3,760]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

We can always rely on you to bring poop to the party mate .

i constantly endevor to amusith tho....et el.........life can get too serious sometimes

[fireman 11,511]

6 hours ago, mackem said:

Still played in the himalaya foothills to this day,remnants of the days of the Raj ,I stayed in Kashmir a few times,the British officers hill station of choice during British india,they had houseboats on the lakes (Dal and nagin),incredible opulence.

My grand parents lived in India as my grandfather was a major in the Royal Artillery and not sure where it was but she was the first English woman to have entered a part of the Himalaya's and the maharaja of said area had a gold coin struck in honour of the event and gave it to her, as they travelled a lot and security was a bit lax back then she was worried it would get lost or stolen so she had it made into a gold tooth so she would always have it with her and she was buried with it..Wish my old man was still about so i could ask him a about it and where it was but that bit of family history has been lost..  

[mackem 30,310]

5 minutes ago, fireman said:

My grand parents lived in India as my grandfather was a major in the Royal Artillery and not sure where it was but she was the first English woman to have entered a part of the Himalaya's and the maharaja of said area had a gold coin struck in honour of the event and gave it to her, as they travelled a lot and security was a bit lax back then she was worried it would get lost or stolen so she had it made into a gold tooth so she would always have it with her and she was buried with it..Wish my old man was still about so i could ask him a about it and where it was but that bit of family history has been lost..  

First person to have entered?Might have been someplace like ladakh or even Bhutan (there used to be no roads,you had to trek in),different people back then,the kids nowadays think they are remote if they can't get WiFi or a phone signal.Your grandparents must have seen some sights.

[mitre 421]

Well prince Andrew is rather lucky he could have been reported with only £500 like that good for nothing parasite who tried to groom 2 under age girls for babies ugly looking thing he could be living in tent on a bomb sight