Wilf wouldn't play. So I started a new row.

[mitre 411]

6 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

Bloody trannies! 

Looks like a old bag on the pull HELLO DARLING  

[mitre 411]

3 hours ago, Greyman said:

Them noodle legs ain’t never climbed a gate or walked a field in there life 

Just noticed just like pencils easy to snap 

[fireman 11,482]

1 hour ago, waltjnr said:

Bloody trannies! 

Looks like pauline fowler from eastenders.....

[mitre 411]

Yes a fashionable Pauline fowler looking for a casual bunk up with some person or people or married couple my youngest brother is stuck on his ps 5 so he can't see the photo yet 

[mel b 4,091]

2 hours ago, mitre said:

Looks like a old bag on the pull HELLO DARLING  

You'd love to smash that little beauties back door in wouldn't you ? .

[Halfhound 457]

Always love hearing from someone ‘I was in such and such a pub the other night and got caught with some f****r talking about X Y and Z it was f***ing painful’ that’s what happens in pubs the world over 

[mitre 411]

Where is that old hag going somewhere nice I have to get on to my youngest brother 

[mackay 3,700]

16 hours ago, Greyman said:

Them noodle legs ain’t never climbed a gate or walked a field in there life 

Seen thicker ankles with a message tied to them.

[mC HULL 16,469]

17 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Im sat in a pub, all tartan and tat with my Mrs and whippet. The bloke resembling Cat Weasel with the deerhound,  strikes up a conversation about sight hounds.

He asks if my whippet has much hunting instinct. I replied that it was strictly a pet . He told me his deerhound had a prey drive which was 'through the roof'. He went on to tell me his mutt had seized a wickerwork representation of a stag by the throat. Yeah, I thought yet another romancer. Sight hounds seem to be accompanied by fantasists who tell porkies. Highly unlikely. But heigh ho, it might be true.

He then launched into a lecture about the artist Landseer and the writer Walter Scott who loved his hounds. I pretended  this was all new to me and got the distinct feeling that I wasn't the first, by any stretch, to be broadcasted at on this theme, and that is was probably a daily occurrence.

In a spirit of comradeship which you would expect from me. And entirely in keeping with conversation, I showed him some photos of stags which had been legally stalked and shot.

Damn me the atmosphere changed and he and his very chubby mate waxed never ending about the possibility of creatures being wounded and dying  in agony.

'f**k you ya fat b*****d' I said to chubby what do you think happens in a slaughter house? These beasts die on the spot with no fear. Their guts are returned to the ecosystem and their meat isn't full of chemicals and antibiotics. Rifles and scopes are super accurate and efficient, as are the blokes with the rifles. 

I'll tell you what you pair of plastic jocks, let's go outside and sort it out like men! You're gonna need your f****n claymores and that wee penknife you carry in your skirt fatty.

Well the last two paragraphs aren't true,I just smiled wearily and sat down to slurp my soup and sandwich.  Mushroom and truffle soup by the way. Accompanied by a superb fish goujons sandwich.  Excellent!

 

 

 

Now I see why you have the views you do mate  

.would you say typical deerhound cross and typical owner ? Lol 

 

[WataWalloper 3,967]

2 hours ago, mC HULL said:

Now I see why you have the views you do mate  

.would you say typical deerhound cross and typical owner ? Lol 

 

When I had a deerhound x, I met an older lad walking 2 one day local’ish, I stopped an startwd taking to him, one his dogs looked a right nice sort, other was meh, anyways he starts going off on history of deerhounds an sight bound in general, I let him waffle on them asked if they grafted, he said they do, so I offered him a night out, I was itching to see his tan bitch run, the morning come an we went ferreting, lovely toe buck got up infront of is an I asked him to slip, he said no haha so I did, waked a bit further an dropped a few ferrets in a bury after a mark, rabbits started bolting quick cos we hadn’t set nets an ferrets knew there job, his dogs stood an watched, both of them, I was gutted haha both them off leads an none them even attempted to try, so I thinks it must be cos my dog here, be a gent an go out dog away in motor an see if other dogs try, nope dod they fcuk, so anyways I said to him let’s call it a day, you fancy a blast on lamp, not be a late one there’s a fair few rabbits within spitting distance of me house, so he agrees an assured me they have run the beam before, the wind an the dark comes an we set off out garden an up street to a few fields at end of road, I offer him first slip an he jumps at it, so we cross a cattle grid, an I scan field with lamp, fair few rabbits on the field but one is way way out, so I think that’s the fcuker, if his dogs are gonna catch owt it will be this one haha I tell him get ready, an tell him we walk through the other rabbits to get as close as possible so an other rabbit don’t jump up as dogs going down beam an make sure dog deffo see’s it, about 30 yds away the rabbit sits up, dog deffo saw it, an starts pulling, he lets go slip lead an this bitch Is motoring towards this rabbit, who really needs to pass us to get to safety  but instead it runs other way an dogs soon behind it, rabbit turned, not sharply, no where near a 45 degree turn haha dog just keeps running in same direction haha rabbit comes whizzing past us, I give me young dog a bit extra slip lead an he nails it as it passing us, whilst this is happening his bitch kept running sn running an running, don’t think it stopped for a few fields atleast haha haha we got it back 20 mins later haha so I ask if he wants try his dog which was sire to bitch, have a few runs myself then find another one  clamped way out, walk upto it, rabbit moves about 3 ft an stops, big dog stood on back legs an deffo saw it, guy slipped it an dog ran complete different direction haha 

 

safe to say he never took my offer to go out again, I gave him 6 of the bunnies my dog caught, few days later mate was telling me about a guy in pub showing off pics of his dogs with the catch from night before, he was amazed when I said they caught 6 didn’t they haha he couldn’t believe it, thought I’d saw pics haha told him don’t need see pics cos it was my dog caught them haha 

 

that sums up majority of deerhound an deerhound crops owners to me haha deffo still few decent owners an grafting dogs, but they just a talking point or show peice fir most haha

Edited Wednesday at 11:16 by WataWalloper

[WILF 51,209]

And yet the best dog I ever seen was a deerhound cross and its mother which was Doxhope stuff I believe put 600 roe on the floor in her working career……go figure huh ? 

[Daniel cain 49,610]

20 minutes ago, WILF said:

And yet the best dog I ever seen was a deerhound cross and its mother which was Doxhope stuff I believe put 600 roe on the floor in her working career……go figure huh ? 

The Scottish lad that was on here at one time? MIK?

[Daniel cain 49,610]

There was s a member called Scottish harehunter,who bred a litter of Deerhound x Wheaton bull greyhounds would of been 7)8 yrs back..wheaton side came from dogs I know from Wales....I messaged and asked for a pup...think he was asking £500/600 at the time...that's a few quid when you add up,taking time of work and driving from Wales to collect ....didn't have the decency to even message me back... thankfully another  member off here ,heard through mutual friends,that I was looking for a big rough coated runner,so  offered me my current Wheaton bull grey bitch...she ended up 27 tts and does everything I've ever asked of her...I'm glad in a way... Because everything happens for a reason

[jukel123 9,869]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

And yet the best dog I ever seen was a deerhound cross and its mother which was Doxhope stuff I believe put 600 roe on the floor in her working career……go figure huh ? 

Mik's bitch crossed to Darcy's dog?

[WataWalloper 3,967]

1 minute ago, jukel123 said:

Mik's bitch crossed to Darcy's dog?

Don’t think it was Darcy’s was it? Think it was his big mates dog??