White death

[Bangersanmash 6,309]

1 minute ago, green lurchers said:

Why don’t you  start up a bangerspup you could put up hourly pictures a few words on what he’s been up to through the day hav to include wat it’s ate for food with pics  . It be amazing  you could have a banger competition the winner gets to stay at your house with all his dogs on ya sofa n bed ! Now that is fkn amazing  

No f***ing dog goes on my sofa. It's mine and mine only. 

[mackem 30,818]

3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

No f***ing dog goes on my sofa. It's mine and mine only. 

Do you vacuum under your cushions Bangers?I found a couple of $2 coins under mine yesterday.

[Bangersanmash 6,309]

23 minutes ago, mackem said:

Do you vacuum under your cushions Bangers?I found a couple of $2 coins under mine yesterday.

Do I f**k wife does that. If she finds any coin she can keep it. But I've zips on my bottoms so it won't be mine. 

Edited 8 hours ago by Bangersanmash

[mC HULL 17,063]

39 minutes ago, gunter said:

Always an excuse with you don't wear boots in the slop were rubber welly's it slides of you say your king of the slop your starting to look like an amateur now mchull 

Extra weight on me mate i need the ankle.support wellies id snap.me.ankke lol

[Bangersanmash 6,309]

2 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Extra weight on me mate i need the ankle.support wellies id snap.me.ankke lol

How can you snap an ankle with all that weight on. 

[mC HULL 17,063]

39 minutes ago, gunter said:

f**k I forgot he takes hearts attacks to ffs peg leg and dogey ticker and he thinks he's walking the legs off me 

Me ticker aint dodgy lol 

[gunter 2,809]

3 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Extra weight on me mate i need the ankle.support wellies id snap.me.ankke lol

What boots you have 

[WataWalloper 4,445]

1 minute ago, gunter said:

What boots you have 

 

[mC HULL 17,063]

40 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

Think Mc could be finished this season too much rain grounds to heavy for his dogs there won’t be many dogs killing numbers this winter.  All his hopes are on that skinny rehomed pure saluki from the dogs trust ….squeaky bum time for him 

Me bitch will kill.tomorrow and red dog on Friday but I agree its heavy quick after mad warm.weather  dogs aint had time to.get fit with the hares straight to the deep.end 

.dog trust lol  the mothers half sister to me white un and the dog is mint straight back.as quick as mine no fuckjng about chilled the lads done a cracking job on it 

[mC HULL 17,063]

44 minutes ago, gunter said:

He's panicking like f**k I've the fawn death il send him some footage he can tell us what he thinks 

Send it I'll put it up if allowed be a good craic

[mackem 30,818]

12 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Do I f**k why does that. If she finds any coin she can keep it. But I've zips on my bottoms so it won't be mine. 

I do apologise Bangers,you just seem the fastidious houseproud sort,dog knowing its place in the house type.

[Bangersanmash 6,309]

6 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Me bitch will kill.tomorrow and red dog on Friday but I agree its heavy quick after mad warm.weather  dogs aint had time to.get fit with the hares straight to the deep.end 

.dog trust lol  the mothers half sister to me white un and the dog is mint straight back.as quick as mine no fuckjng about chilled the lads done a cracking job on it 

 

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

I do apologise Bangers,you just seem the fastidious houseproud sort,dog knowing its place in the house type.

A wont have dog jumping on sofa. Where I chill sometimes have an afternoon kip on a Sunday. Dog jumping all over with its balls an cock. Dog doing the moon walk on my sofa. Lol. Not a chance 

[mC HULL 17,063]

14 minutes ago, gunter said:

What boots you have 

2 pairs both wet 

[Bangersanmash 6,309]

2 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

2 pairs both wet 

f**k me so he shows his boots. It just gets better. Look how wide that left boot is . No wonder you find it hard to walk. You've got club foot kid. 

[WataWalloper 4,445]

1 minute ago, Bangersanmash said:

f**k me so he shows his boots. It just gets better. Look how wide that left boot is . No wonder you find it hard to walk. You've got club foot kid. 

That’s the one he drags behind him haha