Hearing aids

[mackem 30,048]

4 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Clean yer f****n ears out. 

Get them microsuctioned,cost you about £80,sound is pin sharp afterwards.

[Franks dad 2,409]

7 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

You dunna want them.things angin out ya lugholds, get thissen a stirrup pump 

Get yourself a lobotomy ffs 

[waltjnr 8,220]

11 hours ago, mel b said:

Don't worry Keith,  we're all right behind you , and praying for the good lord to take you now mate . 

Cruel fker ! His an elderly gentleman !mental as fk 

[gnipper 6,879]

[jukel123 9,781]

5 hours ago, mackem said:

Get them microsuctioned,cost you about £80,sound is pin sharp afterwards.

I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and  comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers.

She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every  few seconds.

I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly,  somewhat pervy experience.

Its the only pleasure I have.

 

Edited yesterday at 19:15 by jukel123

[iworkwhippets 13,233]

13 hours ago, jukel123 said:

I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and  comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers.

She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every  few seconds.

I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly,  somewhat pervy experience.

Its the only pleasure I have.

 

Eh, the only pleasure you have, we have on board chaps who wank em selves silly, then we have another, dips his nadger in ice cold water, and now this, Please I urge you to seek immediate help, isn't it a good job you have a decent respectable chap like me on board

[mel b 4,001]

13 hours ago, jukel123 said:

I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and  comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers.

She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every  few seconds.

I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly,  somewhat pervy experience.

Its the only pleasure I have.

 

So you're into fat indian birds with big tits then juke ?.

Can't say I blame you mate . I can still remember the Asian babes mags from the 1980s .

 

[downsouth 8,389]

My mums just paid 2.5k for hers but you honestly wouldn't even know she was wearing them.

[jukel123 9,781]

46 minutes ago, mel b said:

So you're into fat indian birds with big tits then juke ?.

Can't say I blame you mate . I can still remember the Asian babes mags from the 1980s .

 

I find that very offensive.

She thinks very highly of me and she has no curry thickening around her waist at all. I do not examine her breasts. Her smile and welcome is only for me. It's a deep mutual understanding we have

She is a goddess. With a pierced navel and feminine nose stud.

I keep asking if I can have my ears microsuctioned every week but she says I must be patient.

Please don't be vulgar. Our relationship is deeply spiritual.

[mel b 4,001]

1 hour ago, jukel123 said:

I find that very offensive.

She thinks very highly of me and she has no curry thickening around her waist at all. I do not examine her breasts. Her smile and welcome is only for me. It's a deep mutual understanding we have

She is a goddess. With a pierced navel and feminine nose stud.

I keep asking if I can have my ears microsuctioned every week but she says I must be patient.

Please don't be vulgar. Our relationship is deeply spiritual.

Sorry juke . I didn't realise that it was a relationship of the spirit mate  , and you hardly look at her big jugs at all .