mackem 30,043 Posted 8 hours ago Report Share Posted 8 hours ago 4 hours ago, jukel123 said: Clean yer f****n ears out. Get them microsuctioned,cost you about £80,sound is pin sharp afterwards. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 2,393 Posted 5 hours ago Report Share Posted 5 hours ago 7 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: You dunna want them.things angin out ya lugholds, get thissen a stirrup pump Get yourself a lobotomy ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 8,219 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 11 hours ago, mel b said: Don't worry Keith, we're all right behind you , and praying for the good lord to take you now mate . Cruel fker ! His an elderly gentleman !mental as fk 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jukel123 9,777 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago (edited) 5 hours ago, mackem said: Get them microsuctioned,cost you about £80,sound is pin sharp afterwards. I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers. She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every few seconds. I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly, somewhat pervy experience. Its the only pleasure I have. Edited 2 hours ago by jukel123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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