Popular Post TOMO 29,220 Posted Thursday at 10:38 Popular Post Report Share Posted Thursday at 10:38 Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol 22 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,076 Posted Thursday at 11:16 Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:16 37 minutes ago, TOMO said: Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol I hope you kept count of the number of dead wasps, his nibs will be wanting to invoice for them ! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,220 Posted Thursday at 11:32 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:32 11 minutes ago, WILF said: I hope you kept count of the number of dead wasps, his nibs will be wanting to invoice for them ! lol I messaged Ken and told him....of course his concern was just to send back laughing emoji....lol.....our other manager has of course filled out all kinds of paperwork...accident book..health and safety protocols...the lot....you got to love Ken..lol 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,984 Posted Thursday at 11:39 Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:39 57 minutes ago, TOMO said: Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol Your sympathy for your work colleague, and his obvious pain , is truly heart warming TOMO. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye mate. . You can always rely on your real mates to be complete c**ts . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,874 Posted Thursday at 11:53 Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:53 A lad at our place stuck a cane through a nest and got stung to bits he's allergic now after that though and needs an epi pen thing on him in case it happens again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,507 Posted Thursday at 16:00 Report Share Posted Thursday at 16:00 I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,756 Posted Thursday at 16:21 Report Share Posted Thursday at 16:21 I had this done to me when I was a teenager. I've seen lads throw the dummy out when they've fallen for it too. Which is even funnier. One bloke stomped off site never to be seen again https://youtube.com/shorts/gxOh0bAgAfM?si=EHprtOvRavJvf_4l 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,076 Posted Thursday at 17:19 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:19 1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph. Any quad biking story’s ? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,507 Posted Thursday at 20:17 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:17 2 hours ago, WILF said: Any quad biking story’s ? Non suitable for here 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,756 Posted Thursday at 20:24 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:24 5 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Non suitable for here Share .....and release yourself from permanently repressed memories. Always face your demons. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted Thursday at 20:30 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:30 9 hours ago, TOMO said: Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol It's the little things in life 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendigo 1,254 Posted Friday at 06:24 Report Share Posted Friday at 06:24 A local knacker yard had a black bloke working there. All the walls in an area he worked were painted black. So one weekend the boss had the walls painted white....then told him it was so he couldn't hide against a wall. They also had an initiation ceremony where they held a new lad down and this fat wiganer would sit on your face and rub his ring piece on your nose. I only worked there for a laugh and helped em when they were busy and I made it clear if they did it to me id be gone and wouldn't cover anymore holidays after sticking my knife in his arse. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,507 Posted 7 hours ago Report Share Posted 7 hours ago I was thinking yesterday about a thing by we used to do to a one of our line managers So to speak whenever he was in the gym he used to wear Dre beats headphones and we used to terrorise him for it saying “ here les , Craig David has rang up and wants his headphones back “ or send pictures to him of Voldemort with headphones on so part of army life is that every Friday , most squaddies face a considerable drive home , it’s worse if your away that week at ranges , exercise etc . anyway this particular day we were at yeovilton doing some training , and we’re coming back at about 5 at night to Ipswich , where we were based , my pal and me were in one of the white fleet van with radio in etc the majority of the lads were in a coach and my pal driving our van started giggling and text a lad in the coach to make sure radio 2 was playing it was so we rang into radio 2 birthday request line to play Stevie wonder “happy birthday “ for him ( it wasn’t his birthday ) Steve wright did that thing where he goes through every person who rings in name and he said les David . nearly crashed the van laughing anyway it escalated until it happened most Fridays , to the stage where I think the radio 2 punters who answered rib phones would hang up when we mentioned his name to them and the song little things go a long way he used to go f***ing mental on texts to us but it was f***ing amazing at the time 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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