TOMO 29,199 Posted 10 hours ago Report Share Posted 10 hours ago Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,055 Posted 9 hours ago Report Share Posted 9 hours ago 37 minutes ago, TOMO said: Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol I hope you kept count of the number of dead wasps, his nibs will be wanting to invoice for them ! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,199 Posted 9 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 9 hours ago 11 minutes ago, WILF said: I hope you kept count of the number of dead wasps, his nibs will be wanting to invoice for them ! lol I messaged Ken and told him....of course his concern was just to send back laughing emoji....lol.....our other manager has of course filled out all kinds of paperwork...accident book..health and safety protocols...the lot....you got to love Ken..lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,957 Posted 9 hours ago Report Share Posted 9 hours ago 57 minutes ago, TOMO said: Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol Your sympathy for your work colleague, and his obvious pain , is truly heart warming TOMO. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye mate. . You can always rely on your real mates to be complete c**ts . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,866 Posted 8 hours ago Report Share Posted 8 hours ago A lad at our place stuck a cane through a nest and got stung to bits he's allergic now after that though and needs an epi pen thing on him in case it happens again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,487 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,699 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago I had this done to me when I was a teenager. I've seen lads throw the dummy out when they've fallen for it too. Which is even funnier. One bloke stomped off site never to be seen again https://youtube.com/shorts/gxOh0bAgAfM?si=EHprtOvRavJvf_4l Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,055 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph. Any quad biking story’s ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,487 Posted 35 minutes ago Report Share Posted 35 minutes ago 2 hours ago, WILF said: Any quad biking story’s ? Non suitable for here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,699 Posted 28 minutes ago Report Share Posted 28 minutes ago 5 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Non suitable for here Share .....and release yourself from permanently repressed memories. Always face your demons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,204 Posted 22 minutes ago Report Share Posted 22 minutes ago 9 hours ago, TOMO said: Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing wasps all over him...they had got everywhere up his sleeves...he had to almost strip off for me to kill them all...poor c**t must of got stung 20 times at least ....an hour later he looked like john merrick...his face all swelled up...hands they got him everywhere... Poor f****r couldn't sleep last night.... I suppose me pissing myself and the fact I didn't get stung once is no comfort to him..lol It's the little things in life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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