Black neck 17,587 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 3 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Hairy growler on him. Quote Link to post
mC HULL 16,365 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 9 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Stop lining other c**ts pockets from the pesta you've made. And make your own grub. Most probably just as good if you or the miss can cook that is She cooks all week mate get your lass took out your horrible.c**t i e seen bull.terriers more socialised then you 2 Quote Link to post
gunter 2,062 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 15 minutes ago, mC HULL said: She cooks all week mate get your lass took out your horrible.c**t i e seen bull.terriers more socialised then you I'd say bangers turns her growler into a bucket of mash....snail trail left everywere round the house Quote Link to post
Black neck 17,587 Posted 1 hour ago Report Share Posted 1 hour ago 55 minutes ago, gunter said: I'd say bangers turns her growler into a bucket of mash....snail trail left everywere round the house Ffs Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 1 hour ago Report Share Posted 1 hour ago 1 hour ago, mC HULL said: She cooks all week mate get your lass took out your horrible.c**t i e seen bull.terriers more socialised then you Listen mate that soppy shite your doing will get your woman to walk. Trust me many try but fail on what your doing. Really she'll be thinking soppy c**t. Grub I make a make for myself and my lad. The wife doesn't like the spices food. Then she'll make us other decent grub. After that she likes to wash up make sure kitchens nice and clean. Your not on only way is Essex now lad. Your a f***ing yorkshire man. Well ment to be. . If you want your slippers bringing from bottom of stairs. The wife should happily bring them. No questioned asked. Fire pocking that's left to me. Haha. It's always burning that flame never dies out. Honest truth that soppy shite them marriages don't last Mick. It's sad like that being decent to a woman gets you no where but it's true. Lol 3 Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 1 hour ago Report Share Posted 1 hour ago 59 minutes ago, gunter said: I'd say bangers turns her growler into a bucket of mash....snail trail left everywere round the house Them days have gone mate when you've got a f***ing teen still living at home. Quote Link to post
saluki bouy 867 Posted 30 minutes ago Report Share Posted 30 minutes ago 36 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Listen mate that soppy shite your doing will get your woman to walk. Trust me many try but fail on what your doing. Really she'll be thinking soppy c**t. Grub I make a make for myself and my lad. The wife doesn't like the spices food. Then she'll make us other decent grub. After that she likes to wash up make sure kitchens nice and clean. Your not on only way is Essex now lad. Your a f***ing yorkshire man. Well ment to be. . If you want your slippers bringing from bottom of stairs. The wife should happily bring them. No questioned asked. Fire pocking that's left to me. Haha. It's always burning that flame never dies out. Honest truth that soppy shite them marriages don't last Mick. It's sad like that being decent to a woman gets you no where but it's true. Lol Outstanding!! Quote Link to post
scotty12 4,088 Posted 29 minutes ago Report Share Posted 29 minutes ago 38 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Listen mate that soppy shite your doing will get your woman to walk. Trust me many try but fail on what your doing. Really she'll be thinking soppy c**t. Grub I make a make for myself and my lad. The wife doesn't like the spices food. Then she'll make us other decent grub. After that she likes to wash up make sure kitchens nice and clean. Your not on only way is Essex now lad. Your a f***ing yorkshire man. Well ment to be. . If you want your slippers bringing from bottom of stairs. The wife should happily bring them. No questioned asked. Fire pocking that's left to me. Haha. It's always burning that flame never dies out. Honest truth that soppy shite them marriages don't last Mick. It's sad like that being decent to a woman gets you no where but it's true. Lol Andrew tate eat your heart out lol Quote Link to post
scotty12 4,088 Posted 29 minutes ago Report Share Posted 29 minutes ago 38 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Them days have gone mate when you've got a f***ing teen still living at home. No wonder your always crabbit never getting your nat king Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 26 minutes ago Report Share Posted 26 minutes ago (edited) 10 minutes ago, saluki bouy said: Outstanding!! It's true though. Women hate that soppy shite. Telling them that you love them. Buying them shite. Their thinking to themselves. This fuckers been up to Sumat. . We don't buy each other cards on valentine's day. No presents at Xmas. Just for the kids which Xmas is about. We have odd meal out if we go on our weekends away. But mainly buy in for our caravan. A f***ing hate lining c**ts pockets eating out. And it turns out you could knock up Sumat better at home for half the price lol. Edited 19 minutes ago by Bangersanmash Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 20 minutes ago Report Share Posted 20 minutes ago 3 minutes ago, scotty12 said: No wonder your always crabbit never getting your nat king A get my oats mate but we can't just do what we want around the house any more. These that say they do. Are talking shite. Unless there strange c**ts. But when you've got teens at home it's not good. Can't wait till he fucks off haha. 1 Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 18 minutes ago Report Share Posted 18 minutes ago 10 minutes ago, scotty12 said: Andrew tate eat your heart out lol Don't tell me you dine out Scotty most nights. FFS. Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 16 minutes ago Report Share Posted 16 minutes ago This will be MC if he carries on taking the wife out. Some will know what's behind the muck. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post
saluki bouy 867 Posted 16 minutes ago Report Share Posted 16 minutes ago Mate I’d disagree I’d say what your missis really wants is for you to book somewhere nice out for diner that she can get the glad rags on a get dolled up to the nine …… get on the blower get a Sunday roast booked in for the morns afternoon and make her week 7 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: It's true though. Women hate that soppy shite. Telling them that you love them. Buying them shite. They thinking you've been up to Sumat. . We don't buy each other cards on valentine's day. No presents at Xmas. Just for the kids which Xmas is about. We have odd meal out if we go on our weekends away. But mainly buy in for our caravan. A f***ing hate lining c**ts pockets eating out. And it turns out you could knock up Sumat better at home for half the price Quote Link to post
Bangersanmash 5,578 Posted 14 minutes ago Report Share Posted 14 minutes ago 1 minute ago, saluki bouy said: Mate I’d disagree I’d say what your missis really wants is for you to book somewhere nice out for diner that she can get the glad rags on a get dolled up to the nine …… get on the blower get a Sunday roast booked in for the morns afternoon and make her week f**k off. Quote Link to post
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