I.D reqd?

[TOMO 28,382]

1 hour ago, Chid said:

Best I could find 

I'm in love...

[WataWalloper 3,288]

3 minutes ago, TOMO said:

I'm in love...

You’d burst that fatty haha 

[eastcoast 4,489]

18 hours ago, jukel123 said:

You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line.

I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet.

People come up all the time to stroke the dog .

Question: Is it a whippet?

No! I bought it. 

No response. 

Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound?

Bonjourno.  Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate.

Oh.

Question: From two glaswegians.

That a whippet pal?"

No it's a lab but I never feed it.

Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart"

At least they had the good manners to humour me.

Only owned one whippet and always used to answer the question "do you race him?" with "tried once but he's fast as f**k so never tried again", I had cringe worthy dad joke humour even as a teenager. It amuses me if no one else.

On the bucket list, own another whippet. I may even race it.

 

[trigger2 3,286]

I looked this morning funny enough. Could still watch it but didn't have any sound. Took me back to my early teenage years living at home with the parents and filling the wank sock with no volume lol

[mushroom 13,998]

Wtf has happened to you lads? I still wank with what's in my head lol no need for pornhub, my life has been one big porno. I've fuucked my way around the world 

 

[TOMO 28,382]

6 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Wtf has happened to you lads? I still wank with what's in my head lol no need for pornhub, my life has been one big porno. I've fuucked my way around the world 

 

To be fair every country has fat ugly birds.....lol

Round the wold ...f**k me Lancashire and Barcelona ain't round the wold...lol

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,784]

@mushroom

that instantly made me think of this 

[mushroom 13,998]

26 minutes ago, TOMO said:

To be fair every country has fat ugly birds.....lol

Round the wold ...f**k me Lancashire and Barcelona ain't round the wold...lol

It's not the birds from Barcelona, it's the ones that came/lived here, and excuse me, fat ugly birds are the bread and butter of any Sunday roast lol

And leave Lancashire out of this! We all know they ladies are either on the rock and roll or have a mustache, either way they ride like a chicken on a Honda Vision 

 

[mushroom 13,998]

7 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

@mushroom

that instantly made me think of this 

I make no bones. I've fuucked my way around a few countries.... Pussy is pussy

[TOMO 28,382]

10 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

@mushroom

that instantly made me think of this 

f**k ne that's spot on...Jay even looks like mushroom...lol

[WataWalloper 3,288]

4 hours ago, TOMO said:

f**k ne that's spot on...Jay even looks like mushroom...lol

Get off his little back, some birds jist dig them wee guys, here’s his tinder photo he asked me to take haha