Franks dad 1,537 Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 Where’s he gone ? … does anyone know him personally/ have contact outside the forum ? … miss his comments on the food thread … Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,297 Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 2 minutes ago, Franks dad said: Where’s he gone ? … does anyone know him personally/ have contact outside the forum ? … miss his comments on the food thread … I know him mate. He's over on pigeonwatch , and doing very well. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,537 Posted May 28 Author Report Share Posted May 28 Just now, mel b said: I know him mate. He's over on pigeonwatch , and doing very well. As long as he’s ok … can’t he cope with olive gate no more lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,297 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 11 hours ago, Franks dad said: As long as he’s ok … can’t he cope with olive gate no more lol Well it's a bit of a story to be honest. We all know that he likes to do a bit of dogging at the weekends. Well he met up with anne Widdecombe on one of his dogging adventures , and they've started a torrid and sexually depraved love affair. They both love a bit of pegging , and anne got a bit rough with the strap on , and poor old ditchie is suffering from a torn sphincter, and a badly bruised kidney at the moment. I'll be sure to mention that you've asked after him mate . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,360 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 I wonder if he's finished that sack of chickpeas yet ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,996 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Mel is a filthy scumbag lieing pervert.................im alive and well watching snuff vids of mel and Anne wydicombe doing contortionist sex .....and its not pretty......he's seen stuff that no man shoud today im doing and original Gumbo with smoked sausage and chicken and the holy trinity ... Happy ? 3 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wildman 604 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 43 minutes ago, ditchman said: Mel is a filthy scumbag lieing pervert.................im alive and well watching snuff vids of mel and Anne wydicombe doing contortionist sex .....and its not pretty......he's seen stuff that no man shoud today im doing and original Gumbo with smoked sausage and chicken and the holy trinity ... Happy ? I used to know an epileptic contortionist,, he could fit in small spaces ,,,,, I,ll get my coat 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 47,772 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 2 hours ago, ditchman said: Mel is a filthy scumbag lieing pervert.................im alive and well watching snuff vids of mel and Anne wydicombe doing contortionist sex .....and its not pretty......he's seen stuff that no man shoud today im doing and original Gumbo with smoked sausage and chicken and the holy trinity ... Happy ? Welcome back Ditch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,297 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 2 hours ago, ditchman said: Mel is a filthy scumbag lieing pervert.................im alive and well watching snuff vids of mel and Anne wydicombe doing contortionist sex .....and its not pretty......he's seen stuff that no man shoud today im doing and original Gumbo with smoked sausage and chicken and the holy trinity ... Happy ? I'm glad to see that your bum is on the mend now mate . I'll have a word with anne to be a bit more careful next time. Have you considered a smaller strap on ?. That donkey destroyer 3000 did look a bit much for a gentleman of your advancing years . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,996 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 around here strapon is a type of artisan cheddar cheese.......... tell you what mate i think you ought to stick to andrews liver salts and olives up yer jaksie..........you are the only bloke who has an FAC arse 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Whip 4,277 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Crikey. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,312 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 YooHoo,Ditchy,cheese AND olives,my favourite thread...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,297 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 1 hour ago, ditchman said: around here strapon is a type of artisan cheddar cheese.......... tell you what mate i think you ought to stick to andrews liver salts and olives up yer jaksie..........you are the only bloke who has an FAC arse Hang on a minute mate , you'll have to catch me up . So round your way , you put cheese up your bum ??? . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,297 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 1 hour ago, mackem said: YooHoo,Ditchy,cheese AND olives,my favourite thread...... He used to be fine with olives , until that fatefull evening , whilst in a drunken haze , he got olives and plums mixed up , and ended up with two pound of plums stuck up his bum. The doctors said that he'd make a full recovery , but I'm starting to think that ptsd might be an issue . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,996 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 (edited) Just to warn everyone ................Mel has chewed through his leash again.......... this is the Gumbo what i did for lunch... Edited May 29 by ditchman 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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