Muntjac

[Bangersanmash 4,880]

4 minutes ago, Pardus said:

These are the only gloves you've ever seen you empty tracksuit.

 

I've got the gloves don't you worry. Like a said al wear my 10 Oz gloves you can wear our youngens 8oz I'm easy. 

Edited May 6 by Bangersanmash

[scotty12 3,628]

1 minute ago, Pardus said:

A bit like your Google maps, types in Red Becks cafe but ends up at Jay's gun shop instead.

This sounds like the new GTA 6 lol 

[Pardus 1,610]

2 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

I've got the gloves don't you worry. Like a said al wear my 10 Oz gloves you can wear our youngens 8oz I'm easy. 

 

[gunter 1,508]

11 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Im glad a didn't because c**ts like that when you stick it on them. Straight on phone to law when it doesn't go there way. Then you've witnesses come up. Giving it all that i witnessed that. Next thing you know I'm locked up for GBH or section 20  back in sunny Armley on remand. So I'm glad I didn't drop on him. Don't fancy an all day breakfast  . c**ts give me his contact so it's all good. 

Bangers in the name of f**k I wouldn't like to do a crime with you your like a canary 20 year for breaking a jaw your not killing him your punching him about a bit then going home you've signed away 20 year in the clink 

[Pardus 1,610]

2 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

This sounds like the new GTA 6 lol 

At least GTA 6 is arriving soon... Lol

[Pardus 1,610]

Just now, gunter said:

Bangers in the name of f**k I wouldn't like to do a crime with you your like a canary 20 year for breaking a jaw your not killing him your punching him about a bit then going home you've signed away 20 year in the clink 

He couldn't break wind, leave it out. Lol

[Bangersanmash 4,880]

1 minute ago, scotty12 said:

This sounds like the new GTA 6 lol 

Ffs its all coming out now. I've laughed because that's what are youngen won't stop going on about. Can't wait for GTA 6. Last week it was a mountain bike full suspension 5 grand specialised. Think he can have GTA. 

[WataWalloper 3,298]

20 minutes ago, gunter said:

Dono what your on about walloper you may get the boots ready incase these want meet up your the fairplay man

I think my boots are safe where they are till I go to work mate haha 

[Black neck 17,164]

3 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

As the fair play man could you inform the rest of us which one of them shat it and  is talking out their arss ? 

I think it was pardus that shit it ,he seen bangers thru his binoculars and thought feck that and sloped off 

[WataWalloper 3,298]

5 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

As the fair play man could you inform the rest of us which one of them shat it and  is talking out their arss ? 

I’d say they are a pair a fannies mate. Equally as sad as each other haha starting to think they could be ai bots tho haha haha 

[Bangersanmash 4,880]

2 minutes ago, Pardus said:

 

f***ing pumps where they from Poland.

[gunter 1,508]

5 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

As the fair play man could you inform the rest of us which one of them shat it and  is talking out their arss ? 

He's ref right lads send all the evidence to walloper till he gives it the once over he'll vet back with results

[Pardus 1,610]

1 minute ago, WataWalloper said:

I’d say they are a pair a fannies mate. Equally as sad as each other haha starting to think they could be ai bots tho haha haha 

It does take one to know one.

[gunter 1,508]

Just now, Pardus said:

It does take one to know one.

Don't back down now I've just put a 10er on you 

[lurcherman 887 13,425]

 

 

 

“No-Show at Red Becks”

 

Pardus waited, fists clenched tight,

At Red Becks Café, ready to fight.

He’d called out Bangers, bold and loud—

But the car park stayed bare, no crowd.

 

In the hedge, Bangers lay low,

Watching it all from the evening glow.

Binoculars up, nerves in a knot—

“Too big, too mad… best not get caught.”

 

Pardus laughed as the night grew cold,

“Ran from a fight, just like I told.”

And Bangers slipped off, safe but slow,

Texting his mates, “He didn’t show.”