iworkwhippets 13,131 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Not long Been back from my local garden centre , i didn't go fer plants, I've been several times, and I've got talking to this lady, nice she is, we a sense of humour, just like me ,so i booked a taxi and off i.went, best bib n.tucker with the intentions of asking her out, no signs of her so.i.asked about, only to be told it's her day off, and won't be in till Monday eh 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,609 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 12 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Not long Been back from my local garden centre , i didn't go fer plants, I've been several times, and I've got talking to this lady, nice she is, we a sense of humour, just like me ,so i booked a taxi and off i.went, best bib n.tucker with the intentions of asking her out, no signs of her so.i.asked about, only to be told it's her day off, and won't be in till Monday eh You been stealing mannequins again..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,480 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said: Not long Been back from my local garden centre , i didn't go fer plants, I've been several times, and I've got talking to this lady, nice she is, we a sense of humour, just like me ,so i booked a taxi and off i.went, best bib n.tucker with the intentions of asking her out, no signs of her so.i.asked about, only to be told it's her day off, and won't be in till Monday eh She'll be chuffed to bits on Monday when the other staff tell her that she's got a stalker . Fair play to you mate , faint heart and all that malarkey . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,886 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said: Not long Been back from my local garden centre , i didn't go fer plants, I've been several times, and I've got talking to this lady, nice she is, we a sense of humour, just like me ,so i booked a taxi and off i.went, best bib n.tucker with the intentions of asking her out, no signs of her so.i.asked about, only to be told it's her day off, and won't be in till Monday eh Did you remember your gaffer tape ,cable ties ,and rohypnol ,( chloroform) ? Contents of some one else's hoover bag scattered about mess's with dna, charity shop shoes couple of sizes bigger ,be careful ring door bells, burn everything after ! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,131 Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 4 minutes ago, mel b said: She'll be chuffed to bits on Monday when the other staff tell her that she's got a stalker . Fair play to you mate , faint heart and all that malarkey . Eh, you've made my day Mel saying that, she's a lovely lady, really nice to talk to, no signs of a wedding ring, , that nasty man stool sample accused me of stealing mannequins , o didn't come away empty handed though i nowt missen two pairs of y fronts, thank.you.our Mel, i shall show my face Monday, bereaved twice, o hate the sound of silence 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,480 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 25 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh, you've made my day Mel saying that, she's a lovely lady, really nice to talk to, no signs of a wedding ring, , that nasty man stool sample accused me of stealing mannequins , o didn't come away empty handed though i nowt missen two pairs of y fronts, thank.you.our Mel, i shall show my face Monday, bereaved twice, o hate the sound of silence Get stuck in Keith. You're only here once mate. She might be glad of a bit of company , and very flattered that shes being asked out. Just to be on the safe side though. Ask her if she has an only fans page. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 37 minutes ago, waltjnr said: Did you remember your gaffer tape ,cable ties ,and rohypnol ,( chloroform) ? Contents of some one else's hoover bag scattered about mess's with dna, charity shop shoes couple of sizes bigger ,be careful ring door bells, burn everything after ! You have put some thought into this walt,lol. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 5,082 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Just don’t show her your arse on the first date Keith….. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,886 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 2 hours ago, mackem said: You have put some thought into this walt,lol. Never caught me yet ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 9 minutes ago, waltjnr said: Never caught me yet ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WataWalloper 3,261 Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Poor ole dear, magine putting up with you in person haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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