Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 i'll get mi coat Why have you pulled......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 "war is hell" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullcross1 10 Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 if u say your gonna do something do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Opinions are like ass holes, every body has one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 UP THE BUM NO HARM DONE one way to avoid getting a girl pregnant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Life Is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get next. I cant remember who said that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I used to be Snow White, but i drifted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I used to be Snow White, but i drifted. I havent heard that one before drifted where????atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Dairylea is a much safer cheese ,go and take your face for a shit , dont f**k about with the lone ranger unless you can shoot his gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I used to be Snow White, but i drifted. I havent heard that one before drifted where????atb Down the wrong path Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I used to be Snow White, but i drifted. I havent heard that one before drifted where????atb Down the wrong path OH right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Every man dies. Not every man really lives! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 SPIRIT-man gets tired spirit don't man surrenders spirit won't man crawls spirit flies spirit lives when man dies man seems spirit is man dreams the spirit lives man is tetherd spirit is free wat spirit is man can be atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 You have enemies, good. That means you have stood up for some thing, some time in your life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,449 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 You show me how to control a wild f*****g gypsy... ...and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. Pardon my cynicism, but I don't exactly trust the p***y. You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do... ...is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. It's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days... ...then the chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out... ...for the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course... ...but you don't want to sieve through pigshit, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least pigs to finish the job in one sitting... ...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs pounds... ...in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig... ...can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh... ...every minute. Hence the expression... ..."as greedy as a pig". The only man who knew the combination, you just shot. You can keep that silly, fat wanker. The lads can't lift him. I f*****g hate pikeys. He's coursing. What's coursing? Hare coursing. They set two lurchers... They're dogs, before you ask. On a hare. And the hare has to outrun the dogs. So, what if it doesn't? Well, the big rabbit gets f****d, doesn't it? Proper f****d? Yeah, Tommy. Before "zee" Germans get there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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