WataWalloper 3,948 Posted Wednesday at 13:11 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:11 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Bet you got a few of them among your temu fishing gear, telling wife it’s a pellet expander haha Edited Wednesday at 13:11 by WataWalloper 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,685 Posted Wednesday at 13:34 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:34 (edited) 23 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: Bet you got a few of them among your temu fishing gear, telling wife it’s a pellet expander haha Man invented the fanny pump for our women a along time before these cheap Chinese shite from temu mate. Edited Wednesday at 13:35 by Bangersanmash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,948 Posted Wednesday at 13:35 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:35 Just now, Bangersanmash said: Man invented the fanny pump for our women along time before these cheap Chinese shite from temu mate. I just use me mouth mate haha 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,497 Posted Wednesday at 13:39 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:39 30 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: That's a bollock . A thought some wee lassie had been using one of them c**t pumps. Just because yours are swinging like a space hopper between your legs mine are as neat and tidy as a twenty year old plus I’ve just had a bloke elbow deep in my guts for over an hour which made them a little shy lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,948 Posted Wednesday at 13:49 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:49 9 minutes ago, Greyman said: Just because yours are swinging like a space hopper between your legs mine are as neat and tidy as a twenty year old plus I’ve just had a bloke elbow deep in my guts for over an hour which made them a little shy lol Please say it was hospital that shaved them an you don’t do em yourself haha haha 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,497 Posted Wednesday at 14:17 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 14:17 26 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: Please say it was hospital that shaved them an you don’t do em yourself haha haha It’s ok mate normally like a bramble patch all done by the nurses lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 18,916 Posted Wednesday at 15:00 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:00 Well I’m all done, surgeon said he’s never seen an injury like that where its missed all the important stuff, told me to put the lottery on, I feel very lucky 7 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,116 Posted Wednesday at 15:10 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:10 9 minutes ago, Stavross said: Well I’m all done, surgeon said he’s never seen an injury like that where its missed all the important stuff, told me to put the lottery on, I feel very lucky Alls well that ends well Stav,put your feet up,take a break,have a holiday in the sun,you beat the reaper. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,685 Posted Wednesday at 15:20 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:20 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Just because yours are swinging like a space hopper between your legs mine are as neat and tidy as a twenty year old plus I’ve just had a bloke elbow deep in my guts for over an hour which made them a little shy lol Neat and tidy. A don't think them poor fuckers think that. Don't be shocked if they end up popping out of your arses looking for freedom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 404 Posted Wednesday at 15:22 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:22 1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said: Man invented the fanny pump for our women a along time before these cheap Chinese shite from temu mate. Multi tool ladies pump and in the bath or sink removing blockage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,685 Posted Wednesday at 15:23 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:23 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Just because yours are swinging like a space hopper between your legs mine are as neat and tidy as a twenty year old plus I’ve just had a bloke elbow deep in my guts for over an hour which made them a little shy lol f***ing shy is that what you call it. That's like saying to someone their fat and them saying I'm big boned. Haha. If it makes you feel better then a guess it okay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,497 Posted Wednesday at 15:24 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:24 3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Neat and tidy. A don't think them poor fuckers think that. Don't be shocked if they end up popping out of your arses looking for freedom. Getting a bit obsessed with my plums now relax they are fine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,685 Posted Wednesday at 15:24 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:24 1 minute ago, mitre said: Multi tool ladies pump and in the bath or sink removing blockage 50 minutes later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,685 Posted Wednesday at 15:26 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:26 Just now, Greyman said: Getting a bit obsessed with my plums now relax they are fine What do you do when doctor says cough. Lol. Sneeze instead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 404 Posted Wednesday at 15:27 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:27 A lesbian with large breasts would pump her knickers in that to stiffness of her nipples 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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