Mad Dog Behaviour?

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

This dog's lost the fukking plot, somewhere along the line!

Got this big lump of a thing here. Soft as shit. Loveliest nature. Worries the crap out of my neighbour.

So, after a couple or so years, neighbour, with my constant reassurance, has come to realise that I'm right when I say Lumpster won't hurt him. Even though he stands up and looks the guy in the eye, through the gate.

It's even got now so I can open the gate and he'll come in daft dog bouncing up and down beside him. Dog clearly likes him.

Last couple of visits though, the weirdest thing has revealed itself. Neighbour calls. We chat through the gate. Big dog attentive and listening in. Then, A/ Neighbour leaves.

B/ I open the gate and invite him in. Bouncy over grown puppy is delighted.

Or, C/ Neighbour asks if I have something. I say I have and turn away to fetch it: " Raaaar! Raaarr! Rargh!!! " Fukking dog's tearing at the fence, face height. Neighbour's walking like John Wayne!

I can turn back and ask the now placid puppy WTF That was all about? And he's like; " What ...? "

Crazy fukking dog

[Saltmoon 2,208]

30 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

This dog's lost the fukking plot, somewhere along the line!

Got this big lump of a thing here. Soft as shit. Loveliest nature. Worries the crap out of my neighbour.

So, after a couple or so years, neighbour, with my constant reassurance, has come to realise that I'm right when I say Lumpster won't hurt him. Even though he stands up and looks the guy in the eye, through the gate.

It's even got now so I can open the gate and he'll come in daft dog bouncing up and down beside him. Dog clearly likes him.

Last couple of visits though, the weirdest thing has revealed itself. Neighbour calls. We chat through the gate. Big dog attentive and listening in. Then, A/ Neighbour leaves.

B/ I open the gate and invite him in. Bouncy over grown puppy is delighted.

Or, C/ Neighbour asks if I have something. I say I have and turn away to fetch it: " Raaaar! Raaarr! Rargh!!! " Fukking dog's tearing at the fence, face height. Neighbour's walking like John Wayne!

I can turn back and ask the now placid puppy WTF That was all about? And he's like; " What ...? "

Crazy fukking dog

Sounds like the dog is having a laugh tells his mates about the bloke he scares the shite out of . 

 

On a serious note maybe the fella makes your dog nervous without you being present  there with him? Hazarding a guess 

[Nicepix 5,650]

It could be something the neighbour did. If you stare a dog straight in its eyes like you really mean it, most dogs will react aggressively or back away.

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

Thing is, Pix; It's like Literally the moment I walk. I turn around and barely make two strides.

But, yeah; It probably is that the dog doesn't like it when I'm not there, so feels he needs to put up a big display. I guess it's like he's saying; " My dad's going. But, don't think you can get past me! "

No idea what he'd do, thinking about it, if a complete stranger appeared? But, that's not an issue. I lock them all in if I go out. And my compound is secure.

On top of that? I look after my dogs. I'd never expect them to look after me. All this shit's just an amusing anomaly

[Greyman 32,883]

Always trust your dog unless he’s given you good reason not to, your neighbours a cent

[SheepChaser 8,091]

46 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Always trust your dog unless he’s given you good reason not to, your neighbours a cent

Genius  

 

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

Actually, I think I've cracked it. Neighbour turns up. Dogs and I roll out to the gate. Big dog likes to pay attention.

Neighbour: " Hey, Frank; Can I borrow your chainsaw? "

Me: " Of course, man! Only, look; I filled her up only this morning. You will bring it back, when you said, and full? "

 Neighbour: " Well, of course I will! "

Me: " Cool. Good man. One minute, I'll go and get it. " (Turns and starts walking)

Neighbour, through the gate, at my back " "

Dog: " Raaaar! Raaarr! Rargh!!! "

 

[Greyman 32,883]

Don’t turn your back on him when he’s got your chainsaw

[socks 32,253]

Sounds like normal guard dog behaviour to me. 

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

That'd make him a born natural then, Sox. Got him when he was barely ten weeks. He's never left my compound since. And I've never taught him so much as to sit.

One thing I like about him? He can be laying stretched out on the floor, in here. I can get up and walk. Stepping between his legs and over his body. He doesn't move a muscle.

I'm all he's ever known and he knows that he can trust me absolutely implicitly. 95% of the dogs I've ever had being second hand, I simply don't remember seeing this before.

As far as he's concerned? Everything, within my fences, is good.

But, that fukking neighbour .....

 

[C.green 3,261]

14 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

That'd make him a born natural then, Sox. Got him when he was barely ten weeks. He's never left my compound since. And I've never taught him so much as to sit.

One thing I like about him? He can be laying stretched out on the floor, in here. I can get up and walk. Stepping between his legs and over his body. He doesn't move a muscle.

I'm all he's ever known and he knows that he can trust me absolutely implicitly. 95% of the dogs I've ever had being second hand, I simply don't remember seeing this before.

As far as he's concerned? Everything, within my fences, is good.

But, that fukking neighbour .....

 

Bit territorial. Ive seen dogs kept in a yard that would stand at an open gate and have no intention of leaving but you cross that threshold they kick off. Is it by any chance got any central asian/caucasion shepherd in ?

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

No, CG.

Unfortunately, I've Long since realised Never to reveal the identities of my dogs, on line. Why give the kunts any more help in finding their targets, eh?

No. I was offered an ovcharka. (Incredibly, people who actually Know me -  Internationally Serious Dog Men - have always seemed more than happy to entrust their pups to me ) But, naaah. Just not my cup of tea. I passed on that one.

 

[Mother_Mary 846]

5 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

This dog's lost the fukking plot, somewhere along the line!

Got this big lump of a thing here. Soft as shit. Loveliest nature. Worries the crap out of my neighbour.

So, after a couple or so years, neighbour, with my constant reassurance, has come to realise that I'm right when I say Lumpster won't hurt him. Even though he stands up and looks the guy in the eye, through the gate.

It's even got now so I can open the gate and he'll come in daft dog bouncing up and down beside him. Dog clearly likes him.

Last couple of visits though, the weirdest thing has revealed itself. Neighbour calls. We chat through the gate. Big dog attentive and listening in. Then, A/ Neighbour leaves.

B/ I open the gate and invite him in. Bouncy over grown puppy is delighted.

Or, C/ Neighbour asks if I have something. I say I have and turn away to fetch it: " Raaaar! Raaarr! Rargh!!! " Fukking dog's tearing at the fence, face height. Neighbour's walking like John Wayne!

I can turn back and ask the now placid puppy WTF That was all about? And he's like; " What ...? "

Crazy fukking dog

Is this the same neighbour that stands behind you watching granny’s getting fisted on your computer and spunks up your back? 
 

dogs are a good judge of character…

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

Just now, Mother_Mary said:

Is this the same neighbour that stands behind you watching granny’s getting fisted on your computer and spunks up your back? 
 

dogs are a good judge of character…

As am I. You're a stupid kunt