Nicepix 5,650 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 Whilst out on Mole-Patrol I have done 16 visits, caught 7 moles and a mouse, fed fish, cleaned pond filters, mended a lawn mower and made a lesbian happy! Beat that 2 Quote Link to post
fred90 3,100 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 27 minutes ago, Nicepix said: Whilst out on Mole-Patrol I have done 16 visits, caught 7 moles and a mouse, fed fish, cleaned pond filters, mended a lawn mower and made a lesbian happy! Beat that I don't care how many moles you have caught, it's the making a lesbian happy that does it, respect man, 1 2 Quote Link to post
lurchers 2,598 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 She never gave you the biggest 1 she’s got in the box did she. 1 Quote Link to post
Nicepix 5,650 Posted May 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 Something has been munching on her lettuce. She wanted me to take a look. 3 Quote Link to post
lurchers 2,598 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Nicepix said: Something has been munching on her lettuce. She wanted me to take a look. So did she have a nice lettuce 1 Quote Link to post
EDDIE B 3,120 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 One things for sure. You didn't catch her Beaver Quote Link to post
fred90 3,100 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, lurchers said: So did she have a nice lettuce a gentleman never tells. Quote Link to post
Nicepix 5,650 Posted May 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, lurchers said: So did she have a nice lettuce Looking at it from below it seemed a bit moth eaten. But from above it was splendid. I told her that it needed some root treatment. 2 minutes ago, EDDIE B said: One things for sure. You didn't catch her Beaver No. I didn't have the right size trap. Quote Link to post
lurchers 2,598 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 So did you give her the jab then Quote Link to post
Nicepix 5,650 Posted May 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 After examining her lettuce I just probed her tunnels today. That is about the norm for a first visit. I'm confident of a result next time I call though. Quote Link to post
Wolfdog91 6,272 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 ....I mean ....was she's like the hot xxx lesbian or the could probably tie you up in a pretzel because you looked at her girlfriend lesbian because like it kinda matters Quote Link to post
Nicepix 5,650 Posted May 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 I don't have a Pretzel. I drive a Berlingo. 3 Quote Link to post
Wolfdog91 6,272 Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 ............. 1 Quote Link to post
dytkos 17,536 Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Stockpot said: You've started something now.....that'll be just the tip of the Iceberg! What a gem! Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post
Aussie Whip 3,827 Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 On 01/06/2021 at 05:29, Nicepix said: After examining her lettuce I just probed her tunnels today. That is about the norm for a first visit. I'm confident of a result next time I call though. Try painting the probe in rainbow colors . Quote Link to post
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