Shake hands , shake hands THL royal rumble 2020

[Greb147 6,810]

1 minute ago, Blackmag said:

I think he's to busy reading his West ham programmes he picked up but I am surprised he hasn't pm you for tips on his words was  the first real straighter of thl  

Before my time this?

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,463]

18 minutes ago, MH1 said:

Thought I had clicked on the air rifle hunting write ups section by accident with the first couple of lines

Don’t spoil it !!!

[shaaark 11,521]

5 minutes ago, king said:

I would feel privileged to be included complete with dropping magic mushroom parcels from 1200ft  

Faaack off kingy, you didn't get to 1200ft under your 'wing', 'sail' or whatever it's called!

[WILF 50,999]

41 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

See max even dog fox took it as it was intended good humour and banter but you didn't max 

Don’t worry, he has been upset ever since he got mate redundant as Barry Chuckles stunt double !

[king 12,038]

I could picture gnasher driving the rs2000 by that pic of his forearm he must be some size lad.i can imagine wilf being squeezed towards the passenger window by gnashers shoulder 

 Whilst wilf is Shouting to gnasher.the manor is being taken over with wogs gnash what we gonna do.

As gnasher replys .we will take care of it my son.

I wish I was on the back seat

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,463]

“Are you sure this is safe ? “ said kings wife as she stood atop a mountain . 

“Yes dear , how many times have I told you ? I’ve watched 3 you tube videos , a dvd and read a few articles . “ he replied as he buckled himself into his paraglider on top of pen y fan . 

“Remember what happened last time though ?  When you went over that boxing match ? “ 

 

 

 

“This is gonna be different , that ginger beard is never again going to slag me off about cut meats once he’s sees me in this “ 

Flexing his legs , king rocked back and forth and finally ran with gusto down the hill, the thermals caught his inflated canopy and he soared high up up and away, the vista of the welsh borders panning out below him in dramatic fashion. 

“Bye love ! See ! See you told you! I can fly” he beamed . His wife stood , hands on hip watching the chute taking him up and north west , steering the canopy over the rising warm winds . 

She smiled and grinned muttering to herself , “what a f***ing idiot ! “ . 

 

The C130 banked out of the clouds in its final approach , the steel chariot levelled out at 800ft . Upon the command of action stations , the side door was opened by the loadmaster and a solitary man stepped into the door . But what a man! 

 

 

 

Clad in full fighting order of new balance trainers , Adidas track suit with its pockets full of fags and coffee powder  . Stiffy had armed himself with “ widows tears “ his favourite samurai sword . He whistled into the wind and his gyr saker falcon, landed expertly on his shoulder . 

 

“Operation Pegasus brass cock is a go sir ! “ said the load master with a thumbs up . 

Stiffy braced in the door , he soared inside as the light changed to green . 

 

“Go!” With acrobatic ease stiffy entered the fray , he soared across the sky , 1000 , 2000, 3000 check canopy , as his rigging lines snapped tight and the silk inflated , stiffy looked on in aghast as king careered through his parachute , snapping the fabric and sending stiffy hurtling at terminal velocity to his doom . The gods in Valhalla would certainly welcome me he thought but his final words as he plummeted to his doom weren’t of himself . Instead as he observed king scooting across the sky , “What a f***ing idiot “ he thought . 

 

 

 

The fighting at the site was fierce , gnash was in epicentre , attempting to challenge max to an arm wrestle , wilf had fallen victim to Ken’s throwing knives , each one strategically aimed to deliver maximum damage . The trouble was Ken had no fingers left to throw them . Turning his attention to rusty terrier , they proceeded to challenge each other to press ups rather aggressively until finally Ken criticised rustys lack of form on the deadlift . The fighting eased slowly as the distant rumble of feet led to a dust cloud emerging from the west ...

 

 

 

 

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[Greb147 6,810]

3 minutes ago, WILF said:

Don’t worry, he has been upset ever since he got mate redundant as Barry Chuckles stunt double !

Oh dear oh dear. 

[Blackmag 6,426]

2 minutes ago, WILF said:

Don’t worry, he has been upset ever since he got mate redundant as Barry Chuckles stunt double !

I believe beano is looking for a new plug character so there you go max thank me later 

[WILF 50,999]

@THE STIFFMEISTER You should genuinely pop up a couple of paragraphs of the book you wrote in Afghan brother  

[king 12,038]

4 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Is that a freudian slip

I'm out of likes rusty

[bird 10,014]

5 hours ago, TOMO said:

anybody that knows ray......would tell you theres no way he would have left before he hugged  everybody

haha   , brill this cracked me up with Buck and the treees    lol , pity   Bill  not looking on here no more, wonder what he up to now ?

[Greb147 6,810]

4 minutes ago, maxhardcore said:

Lies lol says the man who got as far as Donny lol

 

How do you know anyway, were you there selling brass cocks at the car boot?

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,463]

2 minutes ago, maxhardcore said:

Stiff has the Army put you thru English and Elecution lessons before release or something ?

Of late a lot of your posts could of been wrote by Charts or Stan.

Your vocabulary and structure has improved no end

I’ve just decided that I’mgoing to stop being uncouth 

[Greb147 6,810]

40 minutes ago, maxhardcore said:

I just know

Billy Red Bum

Fact eh Rodders.

Pm your address, you're top of my Christmas card list.

Edited September 3, 2020 by Greb147

[chartpolski 28,403]

33 minutes ago, maxhardcore said:

Stiff has the Army put you thru English and Elecution lessons before release or something ?

Of late a lot of your posts could of been wrote by Charts or Stan.

Your vocabulary and structure has improved no end

Nowt rang wi tarkin propa, marra, 

Cheers.