Confusing news programme,s

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Could someone explain why all the news woman on Itv and Bbc are getting so excited all of a sudden .Apparently something called a hairdresser,s reopens on the 4th of July ,is it something to do with the Merican holiday ??

I just cant see what all the excitement is about 

[Stavross 18,962]

My missus rang me all giddy this afternoon, my mate is her hairdresser and rang her to say he is back open on the 4th, she said she has made me an appointment as well, part of me is glad about this because the other option is letting the missus do it again but the northerner in me is thinking about my wallet

[mushroom 14,247]

5 minutes ago, Stavross said:

My missus rang me all giddy this afternoon, my mate is her hairdresser and rang her to say he is back open on the 4th, she said she has made me an appointment as well, part of me is glad about this because the other option is letting the missus do it again but the northerner in me is thinking about my wallet

Started shaving my head again during lockdown, now begrudge going back to paying 5€ for a haircut

[Baldcoot 2,352]

I think i have  won first prize in a self cutting hair competition ,and by eck as a displaced Yorkshireman my wallet is very happy about how many fivers ive saved .You dont know how much white fivers are worth these days 

[David.evans 5,323]

Nothing new from a tight Yorkshire man 

I bet you try and re load 177,air gun pellets 

[bumpy22 414]

Been cutting mine and kids hair. Although it only costs me venison and a few pheasants to a mate for all our haircuts. I think I will carry on doing it.

[Alsone 789]

3 hours ago, David.evans said:

Nothing new from a tight Yorkshire man 

I bet you try and re load 177,air gun pellets 

In Yorkshire they're that hard they don't use tcissors. Trouble is pellets leave jagged edges and you have to be careful not to get them in the eye when trimming mfringe. Saves money if reloading though. My uncle said he's so delighted with the money he's saved, he's going to give the missus some extra T Bags, Yorkshire style of course.

Edited June 23, 2020 by Alsone

[Baldcoot 2,352]

T bags, tbags used to dream o t bag,s when i lived in t,gutter.

Used to drink rain watta out puddles couldn't afford tin cup ya see ehh they wer days tb ricketts n chip butties made wi real cow pats 

[shovel leaner 7,650]

My Mrs is all exited because the charity shops are opening.

     I was sporting the mad professor hair style and beard ( think homeless) look . Then my Mrs came up with the idea of getting the dog grooming clippers out . The look now is more Belsen or Aushwitz , but I’m growing to like it now and I’m not going back to paying barber prices .

[Sausagedog 7,381]

I've always just lopped mine off but to be fair it don't grow on top any more!

No, what I'm wanting is my back sack and crack doing again. It's been to long!

[shovel leaner 7,650]

5 minutes ago, Sausagedog said:

I've always just lopped mine off but to be fair it don't grow on top any more!

No, what I'm wanting is my back sack and crack doing again. It's been to long!

I like to bleach mine

[Sausagedog 7,381]

5 minutes ago, shovel leaner said:

I like to bleach mine

Weirdo!

[Sausagedog 7,381]

This was me not long ago.

[shovel leaner 7,650]

7 minutes ago, Sausagedog said:

This was me not long ago.

I reckon you could get modelling work !!! 
 Welding  masks in the screwfix catalogue .

[Sausagedog 7,381]

6 minutes ago, shovel leaner said:

I reckon you could get modelling work !!! 
 Welding  masks in the screwfix catalogue .

It got tangled in some machinery one day and that was it, gone!