Load of bollocks

[Loton Moocher 1,255]

32 minutes ago, poxon said:

We’re I am Now’s not bad for shooting the keepers get out shooting foxes to protect there birds but that’s mainly over the opposite side of the village a lot of the land on my end of the village is all grazing land I do get on there patch I’ve been out a few times on there spot why they been out them mules are quart as f**k you can hardly hear them crossing on to land

Im surrounded by shooting eastates we also get rich londoners move up sell there places for mega bucks a buy places with land up here spaniel kickers we call them all the gear no idea think they own everything one flash of light and there on the phone oh times av changed ? Yet the shoot i go on has sydicate from cheshire and manchester and are great.bunch no snobbery at all hence all runs smooth with great returns ?

[fred90 3,391]

it was always good to get on grazing land early in season longnetting a few drops on those type of places too hot to get on with a dog or ferrets. nowadays though rifle men are at it all summer so that's fxxked now. 

[poxon 5,945]

57 minutes ago, Loton Moocher said:

Im surrounded by shooting eastates we also get rich londoners move up sell there places for mega bucks a buy places with land up here spaniel kickers we call them all the gear no idea think they own everything one flash of light and there on the phone oh times av changed ? Yet the shoot i go on has sydicate from cheshire and manchester and are great.bunch no snobbery at all hence all runs smooth with great returns ?

Same up this way with the Londoners they sell up down there move up here because only 40mins to London on a train from the local town they crack me up they moan like f**k about everything rural living as well busy body’s mate definitely times have changed fella...I’d love to be involved with the syndicate that’s running near me I’d love to beat for them an be involved but it’s just time I’ve lack of it with work,a growing young family an finding work for  my dogs there’s just no time spare it’s crazy hopefully when my kids are old enough to fend for there selfs I can do less hours work to make time for what I wanna do to please me 

[poxon 5,945]

43 minutes ago, fred90 said:

it was always good to get on grazing land early in season longnetting a few drops on those type of places too hot to get on with a dog or ferrets. nowadays though rifle men are at it all summer so that's fxxked now. 

Love a bit of grazing land fred I’ve been used to large arible land for years it’s a nice change to run on that land I’m pretty lucky I’ve got a reasonably close sheep farm to go at the farmer is sound as a pound he’s give me free rain of the land to come go do what I like lamp, ferret An control his foxes he said to me he had shooters for his land At one point but he said they were a f***ing nuisance in the end he had to tell them to f**k off He was saying they’d show up at all hours Of the night lamping down the main drive to the farm The field’s each side of the track out of 4x4s Pissing about with gates to get on to the land churning up his pasture land with 4x4s he said they were a menace in the end so told them no more that was about 3yrs ago 

[fred90 3,391]

15 minutes ago, poxon said:

Love a bit of grazing land fred I’ve been used to large arible land for years it’s a nice change to run on that land I’m pretty lucky I’ve got a reasonably close sheep farm to go at the farmer is sound as a pound he’s give me free rain of the land to come go do what I like lamp, ferret An control his foxes he said to me he had shooters for his land At one point but he said they were a f***ing nuisance in the end he had to tell them to f**k off He was saying they’d show up at all hours Of the night lamping down the main drive to the farm The field’s each side of the track out of 4x4s Pissing about with gates to get on to the land churning up his pasture land with 4x4s he said they were a menace in the end so told them no more that was about 3yrs ago 

you don't get many like that he sounds like a good un

[poxon 5,945]

Just now, fred90 said:

you don't get many like that he sounds like a good un

Mate he’s a bloody diamond top bloke if he ever needs any thing I drop what I’m doing to help him out gotta look after him..,he looks after me

[Black neck 17,586]

39 minutes ago, poxon said:

Mate he’s a bloody diamond top bloke if he ever needs any thing I drop what I’m doing to help him out gotta look after him..,he looks after me

I'm same wi my farmer d his plough fecked up so I hand dug the 1000 acres for him an was glad 2 do it

[Penda 3,367]

37 minutes ago, Black neck said:

I'm same wi my farmer d his plough fecked up so I hand dug the 1000 acres for him an was glad 2 do it

Your being modest you told me it was 2000 acre and you said you hand planted it with a push bike and colander 

[Black neck 17,586]

6 minutes ago, Penda said:

Your being modest you told me it was 2000 acre and you said you hand planted it with a push bike and colander 

Dint want 2 be seen as showing off but bit advice if your broadcast sewing be hand its imperative you wear a dressing gown untied wi nowt underneath 

Thats wat me neighbour did anyroad and his lawn looks spot on could of done wiout the strong wind that day I can tell ye

[Penda 3,367]

48 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Dint want 2 be seen as showing off but bit advice if your broadcast sewing be hand its imperative you wear a dressing gown untied wi nowt underneath 

Thats wat me neighbour did anyroad and his lawn looks spot on could of done wiout the strong wind that day I can tell ye

You gora watch that wind especially if your in the buff doing it Jesus that seed  can get rit up yah blow hole 

[Black neck 17,586]

51 minutes ago, Penda said:

You gora watch that wind especially if your in the buff doing it Jesus that seed  can get rit up yah blow hole 

Luckily mate he's over 70 and hung like a shrew if I lived next door 2 big baz  no doubt the dutch would of found summat of importance 2 do in the garden that she dint want no help with 

[dodger 3,589]

4 hours ago, poxon said:

Love a bit of grazing land fred I’ve been used to large arible land for years it’s a nice change to run on that land I’m pretty lucky I’ve got a reasonably close sheep farm to go at the farmer is sound as a pound he’s give me free rain of the land to come go do what I like lamp, ferret An control his foxes he said to me he had shooters for his land At one point but he said they were a f***ing nuisance in the end he had to tell them to f**k off He was saying they’d show up at all hours Of the night lamping down the main drive to the farm The field’s each side of the track out of 4x4s Pissing about with gates to get on to the land churning up his pasture land with 4x4s he said they were a menace in the end so told them no more that was about 3yrs ago 

Iv got a farm like that I asked if a mate of mine could go on shooting pigeons he said I don't mind you comin on with your dogs but no guns, not often that happens that way round lol

[morton 5,369]

On 15/05/2020 at 16:00, baker boy said:

Shouldnt be allowed to harrass folk and if they dont know the law they're accusing him of they should be sacked, wankers

If you are out and about and get caught then man up,take your day in court,pay a paltry fine and await the next un.Plod are often pretty useless at catching poachers and the ones they manage to apprehend are often the more useless uns,i only attended Skipton magistrates about 11 times,paid up and never winged when plod,the keeper,the farmer or a nosey fecking native caused me to stand in the dock.Now its "im the innocent victim" get me a box of tissues.

[Penda 3,367]

1 hour ago, Black neck said:

Luckily mate he's over 70 and hung like a shrew if I lived next door 2 big baz  no doubt the dutch would of found summat of importance 2 do in the garden that she dint want no help with 

Sorry state of affairs

[Black neck 17,586]

44 minutes ago, Penda said:

Sorry state of affairs

Tis worrit is ole lad