Where the hell did we come from ???

[WILF 44,465]

Just now, jetro said:

Please don't start using the word langer lol

Atb j 

I was chatting to my neighbour from up the road in the co-op the other day, it was like I was talking Chinese and she was talking Russian or something......funny as f**k, she said “You sound like that Micky Flanagan” ! Lol 

[jetro 5,349]

You'll laugh at this.

When my son was born, it was in Sept. We had a massive summer that year, and I was on the sea nearly 7 days a week, fishing was good.

Anyway I got crisped, and turned nearly black. So my wife went into labour, and off we went to hospital. 

Now we speak irish here, so my missus was in the labour ward, nurses talking to her and praising her for learning my language to communicate with me, missus told them to cop on. That we live 50 miles up the road.

Mean while  I'm out in the waiting room, listening to two other nurses trying to figure out how to explain to me what was happening. And how to translate lol.

My god did they get a land, and were quite embarrassed when they couldn't recognise their own language lol.

Wife had a fit LOL 

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[jetro 5,349]

9 minutes ago, WILF said:

I was chatting to my neighbour from up the road in the co-op the other day, it was like I was talking Chinese and she was talking Russian or something......funny as f**k, she said “You sound like that Micky Flanagan” ! Lol 

LOL, 

Some of the accents can be hard to follow alright

You don't look like him do you lol

Atb j 

[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

2 minutes ago, timmytree said:

I did one of them tests, I thought English but no, I'm middle Eastern, Mediterranean and central European. So potentially Egyptian, Greek and German/Austrian. It might explain why I wear leather shorts, dance in pom pom shoes and a white skirt and wear eye make up at weekends.

Hahahahahajaja cracker, a gay paki that dresses in German old clothes with clogs and eats bratwurst and drinks beer by the gallon???????? 

[jetro 5,349]

How accurate are these test.

And which is the best one to try (company)

Might give one a go.

Atb j 

[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

1 minute ago, timmytree said:

Not that far East Gunga Din! Bloody hell, I'd rather be related to a goat! Love the bratwurst and beer though. 

Or a perfect candidate for Britain’s got talent 

[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

1 minute ago, jetro said:

How accurate are these test.

And which is the best one to try (company)

Might give one a go.

Atb j 

You’ll end up being a decendant of the Spanish Armada ship wreckers 

[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

1 minute ago, timmytree said:

Well I have been known to do the sand dance upside down while drinking a stein and singing Nana Mouskouri songs.

Whilst doing a hand stand on a camel

[jetro 5,349]

13 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

You’ll end up being a decendant of the Spanish Armada ship wreckers 

That's so true, Some descendants did end up here. That's why a lot of people along the coast here have sallow skin  and dark hair.

There's a lot of us like that here.

 

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[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

6 minutes ago, jetro said:

That's so true, Some descendants did end up here. That's why a lot of people along the coast here have sallow skin  and dark hair.

There's a lot of us like that here.

 

Atb j 

 

Maybe that’s where those bodies that was found up in Antrim wheee from?? Theee was wrecks found up there too, maybe the locals killed them then buried them in an ancient grave site

[jetro 5,349]

2 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Maybe that’s where those bodies that was found up in Antrim wheee from?? Theee was wrecks found up there too, maybe the locals killed them then buried them in an ancient grave site

Think there a lot older than that. 

Were you ever on the island. 

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[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

1 minute ago, jetro said:

Think there a lot older than that. 

Were you ever on the island. 

Atb j 

Not Rathlin, every time we went to go the boat was cancelled because of bad weather, some good skate fishing grounds up there

[jetro 5,349]

1 minute ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Not Rathlin, every time we went to go the boat was cancelled because of bad weather, some good skate fishing grounds up there

I didn't get the chance to fish up there 

Its a lovely island, with equally lovely people.  Ballycastle is a nice spot too. 

Long drive though 

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[Lenmcharristar 9,187]

7 minutes ago, jetro said:

I didn't get the chance to fish up there 

Its a lovely island, with equally lovely people.  Ballycastle is a nice spot too. 

Long drive though 

Atb j 

Yes mate it is lovely place, do a lot of sea fishing up the Antrim coast, for us it’s only about 35-40 mins

[jetro 5,349]

11 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Yes mate it is lovely place, do a lot of sea fishing up the Antrim coast, for us it’s only about 35-40 mins

I enjoyed my time up there. 

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