NEWKID 26,212 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Time to start fattening up the Christmas birds... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 That's not a bird, that's a horse ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 I read the thread title and thought those sprouts will be f*ck*ng ruined if you've put them in at the end of September... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Birds = plural == horse = singular ! Is the horse informing the Turkeys (plural) = ( more than one) that they are Christmas dinner..? How big is your family ? I don't think that you are going to get through 5 turkeys for Christmas dinner. There'll be no room for pudding. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,212 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 23 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: That's not a bird, that's a horse ! Well spotted....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,212 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Meece said: Birds = plural == horse = singular ! Is the horse informing the Turkeys (plural) = ( more than one) that they are Christmas dinner..? How big is your family ? I don't think that you are going to get through 5 turkeys for Christmas dinner. There'll be no room for pudding. Had 22 round last year, bought on 10 turkeys, gave a few away, had 3 on Christmas day...the last one standing disappeared in February , it was huge, I'm trying to find the big cat responsible Edited September 29, 2018 by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 It reminds me of .... Darling buds of may. Ma slaughtered 6 geese for Sunday dinner !!! Did Pa have to issue the drain rods to shift the accumulation of 4 pounders ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 7 hours ago, ChrisJones said: I read the thread title and thought those sprouts will be f*ck*ng ruined if you've put them in at the end of September... My grandmother in law put the greens on at the same as the meat. I don’t go often 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,889 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 I would sooner eat the horse...far better tasting...... yeh I know some smart f****r will use the above for a smart one linner......socks.. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, TOMO said: I would sooner eat the horse...far better tasting...... yeh I know some smart f****r will use the above for a smart one linner......socks.. Sooner eat a chicken then turkey it’s overpriced as well 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,053 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Yep chicken much tastier. Mind you I am sure these home grown ones will be tasty like any thing home grown 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, TOMO said: I would sooner eat the horse...far better tasting...... I'm disappointed Tomo. I thought you were going to ask if the called was called Tesco or summat! Question for those that aren't huge fans of turkey. Have you ever had one that the chef has 'brined' before cooking? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,889 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 44 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: I'm disappointed Tomo. I thought you were going to ask if the called was called Tesco or summat! Question for those that aren't huge fans of turkey. Have you ever had one that the chef has 'brined' before cooking? yes chris turkey should deffo be binned before cooking 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,889 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, TOMO said: I would sooner eat the horse...far better tasting...... yeh I know some smart f****r will use the above for a smart one linner......socks.. the susspence is killing me......hurry up with the .."it looks like you have already eaten a horse".... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, TOMO said: yes chris turkey should deffo be binned before cooking I was never a fan of turkey until I'd had one that been cooked properly by someone that knew what they were doing. It's worth a second go IMHO. I've also go some wild turkey in the yard. Birds and bottled... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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