Man with no penis, in consensual relationship done for sexual assault

[king 12,030]

Just now, riohog said:

lol is it 1" from his knee  

no i aint going to drop a daft joke.genuine a 1" knob mate.i dont know if you know but if you take speed amphetamine a normal blokes knob shrinks he showed a few mates before after a night club.look at this he said in the house.were his knob should of been there was a small indent his knob had gone in.basically no knob lol.

he said after i shouldnt of showed you that boys lol

[king 12,030]

5 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

the good ole, ‘my mate’ eh

lol ive never had any complaints mate.

[riohog 5,939]

5 minutes ago, king said:

no i aint going to drop a daft joke.genuine a 1" knob mate.i dont know if you know but if you take speed amphetamine a normal blokes knob shrinks he showed a few mates before after a night club.look at this he said in the house.were his knob should of been there was a small indent his knob had gone in.basically no knob lol.

he said after i shouldnt of showed you that boys lol

well he might only have 1"  i wouldnt like it on my nose as a wart  ..lol

[king 12,030]

2 minutes ago, riohog said:

well he might only have 1"  i wouldnt like it on my nose as a wart  ..lol

i agree 100% but what happens if he has the chance with a smart bird in the club.he cant even ride it proper if hes had a few sniff's lol

that bird wont be fecked lol

[riohog 5,939]

1 minute ago, king said:

i agree 100% but what happens if he has the chance with a smart bird in the club.he cant even ride it proper if hes had a few sniff's lol

lol hes praps got an 8" tongue    

[Kerny92 1,246]

What would you rather lose, your legs or your cock? 

[king 12,030]

4 minutes ago, riohog said:

lol hes praps got an 8" tongue    

we were working in bolton on the missing road link.driving plant.about 5 of us from the same village living in caravans.

we were telling the lad with the small knob.about putting coke on a womans clit.it makes it go numb etc.

about 2hrs later could hear him screaming in his caravan next door.he had only opened a wrap of coke found the big crystals in it and pushed them down his japs eye with a matchstick.trying to make his knob numb lol.he was in some pain for a good hour the daft fecker lol

[Born Hunter 17,936]

12 minutes ago, king said:

i agree 100% but what happens if he has the chance with a smart bird in the club.he cant even ride it proper if hes had a few sniff's lol

that bird wont be fecked lol

There's was a documentary a few years back about a fella with a micropenis like that. He had a steady relationship though with a happy missus. Despite that he had emotional problems about it. I didn't watch it through.

[king 12,030]

1 minute ago, Born Hunter said:

There's was a documentary a few years back about a fella with a micropenis like that. He had a steady relationship though with a happy missus. Despite that he had emotional problems about it. I didn't watch it through.

yea this lad has got a few kids with a long time missus aswell.

to be honest im glad i havent got a 1"knob.

[riohog 5,939]

3 minutes ago, king said:

yea this lad has got a few kids with a long time missus aswell.

to be honest im glad i havent got a 1"knob.

lol so am. i     im fkd if im going to chop 8" off 

[Daniel cain 49,155]

21 minutes ago, Kerny92 said:

What would you rather lose, your legs or your cock? 

Legs.. 

[walshie 2,804]

20 minutes ago, Kerny92 said:

What would you rather lose, your legs or your cock? 

My legs. You don't get put on the sex offenders register for using false legs. 

[riohog 5,939]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Pity your that ole now ye need splints to keep it straight 

2 lollipop sticks work just fine 

 

[peterhunter86 8,627]

1 minute ago, walshie said:

My legs. You don't get put on the sex offenders register for using false legs. 

Depends were you stick them

[king 12,030]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

I’ll keep that in mind incase j live another 60 year

i remeber a programme yrs ago a guy couldnt get a boner.they he has surgery and they inserted a plastic type rod in his knob he had a permanent lob on then